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03-06-2011, 12:50 PM
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Ban Survivor. (x2)
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This will be ment as a goof for now, but I have noticed alot of intrest in the "zombie apocalypse" It seems as tho thousands of people truley believe this will happen. Now Im not talking about the few folks here how have mentioned this type of thing, Im talking about people every where, internet, home town, the big city, etc.
So I figure what the hell, I'm going to start selling Zombie insurance!
For less than a dollar a day I will garuntee weapons, ammo, food and shelter for the "zombie attack".....
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03-06-2011, 12:54 PM
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Tank Diver
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Re: FOR SALE: FRF Exclusive!
Why not, they seem to sell insurance for everything else...
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03-06-2011, 12:56 PM
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Welcome to FRF!
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Re: FOR SALE: FRF Exclusive!
I still want blue balls insurance.
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03-06-2011, 01:03 PM
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Re: FOR SALE: FRF Exclusive!
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Originally Posted by pooleo
This will be ment as a goof for now, but I have noticed alot of intrest in the "zombie apocalypse" It seems as tho thousands of people truley believe this will happen. Now Im not talking about the few folks here how have mentioned this type of thing, Im talking about people every where, internet, home town, the big city, etc.
So I figure what the hell, I'm going to start selling Zombie insurance!
For less than a dollar a day I will garuntee weapons, ammo, food and shelter for the "zombie attack".....
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What about machetes and samurai swords, does zombie insurance include keith richards, i think he would be the first to turn
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I still want blue balls insurance.
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how about rupture nut insurance while playing hockey
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03-06-2011, 01:04 PM
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Explorer seats are in
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lol this is hilarious.
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03-06-2011, 01:29 PM
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Re: FOR SALE: FRF Exclusive!
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how about rupture nut insurance while playing hockey
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I'm pretty sure that still falls under blue balls. Anything that causes your balls physical harm and pain shall be covered under blue balls insurance.
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03-06-2011, 01:29 PM
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The Big 4.0
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Re: FOR SALE: FRF Exclusive!
Heres my Zombie insurance.
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03-06-2011, 01:34 PM
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Re: FOR SALE: FRF Exclusive!
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I'm pretty sure that still falls under blue balls. Anything that causes your balls physical harm and pain shall be covered under blue balls insurance.
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Is there a taint coverage
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03-06-2011, 01:50 PM
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Is there a taint coverage
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Yes, but I sure hope you don't need it.
You'd have to be doing some freaky shit to make a claim on that.
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03-06-2011, 01:53 PM
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Yes, but I sure hope you don't need it.
You'd have to be doing some freaky shit to make a claim on that.
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Whats the deductible, a scrotum? and do you need me to provide pics for claim :P
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03-06-2011, 02:04 PM
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TTB man
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there 'taint' no taint coverage!
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03-06-2011, 02:07 PM
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Re: FOR SALE: FRF Exclusive!
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Whats the deductible, a scrotum? and do you need me to provide pics for claim :P
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You've got it! The pics are passed on to our female employees for evaluation, so be sure to make them good!
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03-06-2011, 02:09 PM
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Do not touch the trim!
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Don't let the gov't hear about this....
They'll make it mandatory & penalize you if you don't have it.
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03-06-2011, 02:11 PM
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It's so cold in the D
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well you do live just across the mitten....
haha
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03-06-2011, 02:27 PM
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You've got it! The pics are passed on to our female employees for evaluation, so be sure to make them good!
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Do i need to carry my insurance slip everywhere I go, or only where my balls are needed.
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