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Old 03-06-2011, 12:50 PM
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This will be ment as a goof for now, but I have noticed alot of intrest in the "zombie apocalypse" It seems as tho thousands of people truley believe this will happen. Now Im not talking about the few folks here how have mentioned this type of thing, Im talking about people every where, internet, home town, the big city, etc.

So I figure what the hell, I'm going to start selling Zombie insurance!

For less than a dollar a day I will garuntee weapons, ammo, food and shelter for the "zombie attack".....


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Old 03-06-2011, 12:54 PM
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Why not, they seem to sell insurance for everything else...
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Old 03-06-2011, 12:56 PM
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I still want blue balls insurance.
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Old 03-06-2011, 01:03 PM
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This will be ment as a goof for now, but I have noticed alot of intrest in the "zombie apocalypse" It seems as tho thousands of people truley believe this will happen. Now Im not talking about the few folks here how have mentioned this type of thing, Im talking about people every where, internet, home town, the big city, etc.

So I figure what the hell, I'm going to start selling Zombie insurance!

For less than a dollar a day I will garuntee weapons, ammo, food and shelter for the "zombie attack".....


What about machetes and samurai swords, does zombie insurance include keith richards, i think he would be the first to turn

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I still want blue balls insurance.
how about rupture nut insurance while playing hockey
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Old 03-06-2011, 01:04 PM
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lol this is hilarious.
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Old 03-06-2011, 01:29 PM
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how about rupture nut insurance while playing hockey
I'm pretty sure that still falls under blue balls. Anything that causes your balls physical harm and pain shall be covered under blue balls insurance.
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Old 03-06-2011, 01:29 PM
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Heres my Zombie insurance.


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Old 03-06-2011, 01:34 PM
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I'm pretty sure that still falls under blue balls. Anything that causes your balls physical harm and pain shall be covered under blue balls insurance.
Is there a taint coverage
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Old 03-06-2011, 01:50 PM
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Is there a taint coverage
Yes, but I sure hope you don't need it.

You'd have to be doing some freaky shit to make a claim on that.
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Old 03-06-2011, 01:53 PM
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Yes, but I sure hope you don't need it.

You'd have to be doing some freaky shit to make a claim on that.
Whats the deductible, a scrotum? and do you need me to provide pics for claim :P
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Old 03-06-2011, 02:04 PM
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there 'taint' no taint coverage!
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Old 03-06-2011, 02:07 PM
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Whats the deductible, a scrotum? and do you need me to provide pics for claim :P
You've got it! The pics are passed on to our female employees for evaluation, so be sure to make them good!
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Old 03-06-2011, 02:09 PM
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Don't let the gov't hear about this....

They'll make it mandatory & penalize you if you don't have it.
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Old 03-06-2011, 02:11 PM
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well you do live just across the mitten....
haha
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Old 03-06-2011, 02:27 PM
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You've got it! The pics are passed on to our female employees for evaluation, so be sure to make them good!
Do i need to carry my insurance slip everywhere I go, or only where my balls are needed.
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