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Old 09-23-2009, 07:37 PM
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband ..

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love>kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012th to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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Old 09-23-2009, 07:39 PM
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lmao

that explains the anatomy of a women perfectly
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Old 09-23-2009, 08:25 PM
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ROFLOL

That is all to true! all to true!
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Old 09-23-2009, 08:50 PM
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lol i thought you guys would like it make me laugh
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so true, roflcopulator
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:40 PM
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:43 PM
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I wonder if that store is going out of business soon for lack of making any sales.

probably
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:34 PM
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^^^ lol
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Old 09-24-2009, 08:29 AM
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Where's the other half about the wife store where the guys get to go up the floors? I've read this somewhere else, except it was longer.
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Old 09-24-2009, 08:53 AM
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^^ i have never head that one i got this off another forum
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:48 AM
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Where's the other half about the wife store where the guys get to go up the floors? I've read this somewhere else, except it was longer.
I think it would end at the fifth floor guys are not all that picky (most of them) and the place would be a billion dollar business within a month.
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:37 AM
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i think i'll print this page, frame it, and hang it up in the living room right where everyone can see it.
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:47 AM
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Couldn't find it on the first forum I read it on, but google search is definitely my friend.

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A new "Husband Store" has just opened in New York City that sells husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they must follow the instructions posted at the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the husbands increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any husband from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor but you CANNOT go back down, except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs."

The 2nd floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids."

The 3rd floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking."

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help With Housework."

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak."

She is so tempted to stay, but can't resist going on. She goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: "Floor 6 - you are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a "New wives" store just across the street. Here's what it has.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The content of the 3rd through 6th floors are unknown, as they have never been visited.
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Old 09-24-2009, 01:03 PM
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i think i'll print this page, frame it, and hang it up in the living room right where everyone can see it.
me too
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women are impossible to please.
I've never had that problem...
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