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Old 01-26-2011, 01:28 PM
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A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!

Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."

The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.

So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy."

The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
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Old 01-26-2011, 01:38 PM
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Default Re: now THIS IS FUNNY!!!

Haha I heard that a couple of years ago. I also heard a similar one and the genie turned him into a tampon.
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Old 01-26-2011, 01:38 PM
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Default Re: now THIS IS FUNNY!!!

lol.
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Old 01-26-2011, 01:39 PM
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haha thats hilarious.
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Old 01-26-2011, 02:11 PM
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http://www.fordrangerforum.com/laugh...hare-here.html
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Old 01-26-2011, 02:20 PM
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x2! But a pretty funny joke none-the-less!
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Old 01-26-2011, 02:47 PM
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That is funny as hell.
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Old 01-26-2011, 04:14 PM
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Default Re: now THIS IS FUNNY!!!

haha,yea. Thanks everyone!
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Old 01-26-2011, 04:19 PM
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Ya know why there's no gambling in Africa?




There's too many Cheetahs!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-27-2011, 10:09 AM
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^^ ehhhh. I know a ton of funny jokes
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