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Old 01-22-2011, 04:48 PM
TurdFX4 TurdFX4 is offline
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Similar to Chuck Norris facts:

Rather than take showers, Clinton rides a 9 Foot grizzly bear though a car wash


Statistically speaking, you are more likely to have Clinton reply to one of your posts than you are to have feet.


Clinton was the inspiration for Donkey Kong, HD-TV and waterslides.


The famous video footage of sasquatch is actually Clinton returning to his woodland home.


Helen Keller's favorite color is Clinton.


After an epic night of drinking, Clinton took the largest dump ever recorded. What he crapped out ended up being the 1979 10th Anniversary Pontiac Trans Am, in which he occassionally still drives.


Clinton accidentally created Optimus Prime while trying to install a 3" body lift on his ranger.


In 1979, Clinton became the first black man to win the New York City Marathon.


If you put a picture of Clinton's Ranger on a record and play it backwards, you'll hear "Ninja Rap" by Vanilla Ice, followed by a raspy voice that says "Seven days" in which 7 days later, Clinton will explode into your house and raid your refrigerator.


Clinton was the original host of "Pimp My Ride." He was fired 1/2 way through the first season for installing Auto-Dim mirrors and Explorer OHC's on every single vehicle.


At Wrestlemania 2, Clinton sneezed backstage... Hulk Hogan has been bald ever since.


At this very moment, there is a 50/50 chance that Clinton is banging your sister.


In response to his challenge, Clinton punched MC Hammer so hard that he went bankrupt. Clinton then bellowed " I can touch this." While thrusting his pelvis in Hammer's direction.


There are only 4 horsemen on the Apocalypse because Clinton would rather walk.


Debbie Did Dallas because she couldn't handle Clinton.


Clinton knows the excact location of Carmen San Diego.


Clinton has 189 STD's... including 6 only found in sharks.


Clinton is allowed to talk about Fight Club.


If Clinton and the Fonz were ever to High-Five... it would bring about another ice age.


On the series finale of Fear Factor, Clinton ate Joe Rogan.


Clinton once spent a night in West Virginia. The next day, the state promptly changed its name to West Ia.


Clinton won a car on "The Price is Right" by guessing that a can of tuna was worth $9,683.


Clinton's weakness is that he cannot kick ass without eating breakfast. Ironically, he eats ass for breakfast.


Jesus can walk on water.... but clinton can swim through land.


Clinton killed 2 stones with 1 bird.


Clinton can strangle you with a cordless phone.


If you play Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven backwards, you will hear Clinton banging your sister.


Late one night while working on installing an explorer full length console in his ranger, Clinton inadvertantly created the Manwich.


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Old 01-22-2011, 04:50 PM
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Lmao
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:13 PM
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Lol
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:17 PM
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Jesus can walk on water.... but clinton can swim through land.


Clinton killed 2 stones with 1 bird.
These two killed me.
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:19 PM
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clinton's weakness is that he cannot kick ass without eating breakfast. Ironically, he eats ass for breakfast.

lol!
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:30 PM
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Clinton was the original host of "Pimp My Ride." He was fired 1/2 way through the first season for installing Auto-Dim mirrors and Explorer OHC's on every single vehicle.
haahahahhahahaha
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:33 PM
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That Whole thing is Awesome!!! Hahahahaah
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:38 PM
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pimp my ride and the 4 horsemen where my favorite.
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:41 PM
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Old 01-22-2011, 06:04 PM
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That is great !!!!
LMAO !
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Old 01-22-2011, 06:13 PM
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Lol great job
but Adam, you left out one..
how clinton invented the cameltoe, they were gonna call it the clintontoe but just did not sound right
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Old 01-22-2011, 06:31 PM
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You ain't rippin on the TATA was you?
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Old 01-22-2011, 07:20 PM
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Awesome! I'm kinda scared of Clinton now!
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Old 01-22-2011, 07:26 PM
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LOL, thanks man. That shit is friggin funny. Hopefully it will all fit on the headstone!

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Old 01-22-2011, 07:29 PM
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Awesome! I'm kinda scared of Clinton now!
Na. Im thinking he is more like my HERO now! Lol


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