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Old 01-28-2011, 01:55 PM
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lol, thats a good one man
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On the 8th day God created Clinton

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Old 01-29-2011, 09:15 AM
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haha, hilarious.
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Old 01-29-2011, 09:21 AM
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All This On the 8th day stuff isnt right......

On the 1st Day Clinton Created God!!!
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Old 01-30-2011, 04:59 PM
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When an airport employee told Clinton that his flight was delayed, he told her that her pregnancy was delayed and promptly did jumping jacks on her uterus.


There used to be a street named after Clinton, but it was changed because nobody crosses Clinton and lives.


If Clinton ever gets caught speeding, He'd let the cops off with a warning.


Clinton has been to Mars... that's why there's no life found.


Clinton doesn't need Twitter... he's already following you.


The movie Aliens Vs. Predators was originally titled Aliens Vs. Predators Vs. Clinton... but that movie only lasted 11 seconds... 5 of those seconds were the credits.


Clinton was once asked if he believes the world is going to end on December 21st 2012, to which he replied: "Depends on how I'm feeling that day."


Clinton doesn't flush toilets... he scares the shit out of them.


Death once had a near Clinton experience.


Clinton is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


(For some reason, this one made me laugh out loud.) Clinton can win a game of Connect 4 in three moves.


Clinton was once stranded on the North Pole, he started a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.


Obama voted for Clinton.


Clinton made a Happy meal cry.


Clinton can stab a knife with a man.


Clinton was once bitten by a rattle snake... after 3 days of pain and agony, the rattle snake finally died.


UFC actually stands for: Unwilling to Fight Clinton


Clinton knows the muffin man.


Clinton cuts scissors with paper.


Clinton can find hay in a stack of needles.


Clinton plays the guitar while wearing mittens.

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Old 01-30-2011, 05:27 PM
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lol, I like the connect 4 one!
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The one that made me literally laugh out loud was the wrestlemania one.
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Yup, we're back.

Clinton can play the bongo drums with his hands behind his back. He accomplishes this by leaning over them really close and flexing his pecs. The sweet rhythms he produces are the most potent form of aphrodisiac known to man.


The first alphabet consisted of only the letters; C-L-I-N-T-O. Other letters eventually had to be created in order to describe the things that were not in fact, awesome.


Clinton's autobiography, " Don't Make Me Hate You " was awarded The Pulitzer Prize for it's heart warming and inspiring tales of Clinton overcoming his fear of flying and his battle with meth addiction, as well as the sweet tutorial on how to install a supercharger on a ford ranger using a welding torch, a 55 gallon drum, chicken wire and skim milk.


Many people say that Clinton eats babies. This is not true. Babies just want to be in Clinton's stomach.


Clinton has secretly kept a speech for an Oscar win for the last 25 years. It starts: " I can't fucking believe this either, but... "


Clinton was supposed to be on the american $1 bill but the bill would become so valuable that no one could afford it.


Clinton once punched a waitress because his steak didn't have an Over Head Console.


Clinton doesn't have aids... but he gives it to people anyways.


Sometimes it is said when you hold a auto-dim mirror to your ear, you can hear the screams of all the fools Clinton has beaten to death.


In the 2008 Summer Olympics, Michael Phelps won 8 gold medals. Shortly thereafter, Clinton won 8 gold medals in the parking lot of the Beijing National Aquatics Center. Clinton is still trying to get Scaring the Shit Out of Michael Phelps recognized as an official Olympic event.


Clinton used the majority of the money he made from selling ranger parts to have the inside of his wife's vagina herculined.


Clinton's interior is maintained by a community of Buddhist monks living inside his center console.


Clinton is no longer a noun, it is a verb.
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Old 02-07-2011, 05:52 PM
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LOL...Thats funny shit man!
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:33 PM
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damn right
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:36 PM
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clinton doesn't have aids... But he gives it to people anyways.
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:37 PM
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Bahahahahahaha turd you made me cry from reading this stuff it's sooooo hilarious omg
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Old 02-10-2011, 02:22 PM
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I'm workin on some more
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Old 02-23-2011, 04:13 PM
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LOL, thanks man. That shit is friggin funny. Hopefully it will all fit on the headstone!
What headstone,the Clinton can't die
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Old 02-23-2011, 04:16 PM
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Lol..... You guys are too much with this thread man...Funny shit though!
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