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Old 01-25-2011, 04:36 AM
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Lobster boy? That's a new one. lmao



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Old 01-25-2011, 07:07 AM
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Clinton for President
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Old 01-25-2011, 08:16 AM
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I'll try one here...

Behind Clinton's balls is another set of balls, this way he can tea-bag your mother and your sister at the same time.
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Old 01-25-2011, 08:17 AM
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^^lol!!!!
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:35 AM
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There is no chin hidding behind clinton's beard. only a third fist.
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:56 AM
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clintons other ride is your sister
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:25 AM
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Awesome guys!! LOL
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Old 01-26-2011, 06:37 AM
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Clinton also has his own street and if you look at the other sign, He turned his house into the " Clinton Museum " you can only wonder what you will see in there mooseknuckles from the ICEAGE maybe
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Old 01-26-2011, 07:30 AM
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The big bang theory happened because Clinton's ranger Backfired Just Once

In Soviet Russia, Clinton owns YOU

Dodge and Chevy are on Government Payroll because of Clinton.

Clinton is the reason Worf from Star trek is so disfigured.

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Old 01-26-2011, 01:26 PM
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If you spell Clinton wrong on Google, it doesn't say "Did you mean: Clinton?" It simply replies "Run while you still have the chance!"


Vanessa Carlton's hit song " A Thousand Miles " was inspired by the distance Clinton kicked her boyfriend after he stepped on Clinton's snakeskin boots.


Clinton never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.


Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's": Already Been Clintoned.


Clinton doesn't actually own a computer, he just has a basement full of Asian kids who memorize numbers.


Clinton invented the Spanish language because he liked the word "pantalones" so much, he needed a language to use it in context.


The French did not send the Statue of Liberty to the U.S. as a sign of peace. They were trying to win a bet that Clinton couldn't fuck a 150 foot tall copper woman... boy, were they wrong.

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Old 01-26-2011, 02:30 PM
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Clinton's edition of the VH1 Show "Where Are They Now?" was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long and consisted of a black screen with the words: "Right behind you" written on it.

Clinton has won every contest that he's entered... even Miss Nude Pennsylvania.

Whenever Clinton successfully installs a Auto-Dim Mirror in any Ranger, he mentally sings "This Is How We Do It" by Montel Jordan.
My 3 favorite ones. But I think the bottom one takes the cake. Absolutely hilarious!
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Old 01-26-2011, 03:21 PM
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But I think the bottom one takes the cake. Absolutely hilarious!
I want to see Clinton dance to this song

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Old 01-26-2011, 08:02 PM
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I want to see Clinton dance to this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc
Ok, here ya go
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Old 01-26-2011, 08:04 PM
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^^^^hahaha!!!!!
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Old 01-27-2011, 07:28 AM
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As we all know, under Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin... most people believe it is a fist - but that is only a clever rumor. What's really under Chuck's beard is a moose knuckle that he only shows to Clinton.
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