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Old 01-23-2011, 04:43 PM
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Its a classic lol, how can you beat the combination of John Candy, Mel Brooks and Rick Moranis plus a starwars spoof
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Old 01-23-2011, 04:49 PM
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keep firing *******s lol. Another 80s Classic is Bachelor Party lol with Tom Hanks, anyone else heard of it?
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Old 01-23-2011, 05:15 PM
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awesome man i dont think ive ever laughed so hard in my life good shitt
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Old 01-23-2011, 07:19 PM
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Clinton was present at the wedding in Cana when Jesus turned water into wine. Not to be outdone, Clinton took Jesus's wine and turned it into funk.
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Old 01-23-2011, 07:20 PM
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hahahaha....nice profile pic by the way
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Clinton was the original model for Brawny paper towels. He gained his position by winning a competition to see who could best intimidate a woman into a life of cleaning and servitude.


Clinton can count to 10 left handed.


Clinton has no pancreas. He instead has a retro-peritoneal waffle iron that excretes a pancreatic juice made of liquid vengeance.


Clinton once gave the Smurfs a beatdown so bad they were forced to relocate underwater and become the Snorks.


Clinton saved President Bush from choking on a pretzel by punching him in the throat... Clinton had no idea he was choking.


If at the exact same moment, the same person was "Mooseknuckled" by Clinton and Roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, the universe would implode.


Clinton's edition of the VH1 Show "Where Are They Now?" was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long and consisted of a black screen with the words: "Right behind you" written on it.


Clinton has won every contest that he's entered... even Miss Nude Pennsylvania.


Clinton eats 3 square meals a day... his Ranger eats 7.


Whenever Clinton sees a Best Buy, he burns it to the ground, because he believes that a Explorer OHC for $30 is the best buy you'll ever find.


Clinton can mathematically make 2 wrongs equal a right.


Whenever Clinton successfully installs a Auto-Dim Mirror in any Ranger, he mentally sings "This Is How We Do It" by Montel Jordan.


The theme song for "Law and Order" is the exact sound of Clinton's heartbeat.


Clinton was so annoyed with the Sylvester Stallone movie "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot" he punched him so hard that Sly spoke clearly for a week.


Clinton is an *******! By saying that my life expectancy is now 3 sec...

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Old 01-23-2011, 08:09 PM
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Whenever Clinton sees a Best Buy, he burns it to the ground, because he believes that a Explorer OHC for $30 is the best buy you'll ever find.

I think this is my favorite one!
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Old 01-23-2011, 08:13 PM
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Clinton is an *******! By saying that my life expectancy is now 3 sec...
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Old 01-23-2011, 08:37 PM
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Clinton is the only man I know that can slam a revolving door.

Clinton came before the chicken AND the egg.

Clinton is the reason this little piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Old 01-24-2011, 04:30 AM
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Clinton's edition of the VH1 Show "Where Are They Now?" was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long and consisted of a black screen with the words: "Right behind you" written on it.

Dude... This one is friggin hilarious!!
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Old 01-24-2011, 04:30 AM
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This is for Turd.










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Old 01-24-2011, 04:31 AM
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Clinton is the only man I know that can slam a revolving door.

Clinton came before the chicken AND the egg.

Clinton is the reason this little piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
This shit is funny!!!!
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Old 01-24-2011, 02:00 PM
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Old 01-24-2011, 02:09 PM
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Clinton was present at the wedding in Cana when Jesus turned water into wine. Not to be outdone, Clinton took Jesus's wine and turned it into funk.
This is some funny shit... can't believe I haven't come across this thread before.
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