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Old 01-23-2011, 09:44 AM
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Clinton created the "American Idol"
Clinton invented a new meaning for the words " dinner plates"
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Old 01-23-2011, 10:04 AM
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This is Hilarious! I had to get in on some of it!


There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Clinton bites zombies, they turn back into humans.

Clinton thinks facebook is the photo album he keeps filled with pictures of all the people he's round-housed.

Clinton once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower.

Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Clinton to be a giant meteor.

When Clinton reads the dictionary....silly person, he doesn't read it, He CORRECTS it.

Clinton made the Monopoly man go to jail. He is still there.

Clinton once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.

Clinton once vacationed in Atlantis and didn't have a good time. The lost continent has yet to be found.

On the first day god made Clinton, he told him to take it from there.

Clinton crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

Clinton wasn't born....he was discovered.

Contrary to popular belief, Clinton does hire bodyguards for..........................their protection.

Clinton is your daddy.
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Old 01-23-2011, 10:08 AM
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^^ LOL, You guys are friggin funny man! I like the atlantis one dude!
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Old 01-23-2011, 10:11 AM
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think I just figured out the content of the Dead Sea Scrolls...

I should a see this coming...
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Old 01-23-2011, 10:13 AM
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^^ LOL, You guys are friggin funny man! I like the atlantis one dude!
Lol. I could have never thought of this stuff or even the idea to do this! Good job Adam!
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Old 01-23-2011, 10:15 AM
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Clinton doesn't Tea Bag the Ladies, He Potato Sacks them..
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Old 01-23-2011, 11:32 AM
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Clinton doesn't Tea Bag the Ladies, He Potato Sacks them..
How did you know? LOL
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Old 01-23-2011, 11:34 AM
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oo come on clinton. i even knew that
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Old 01-23-2011, 11:51 AM
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Turd colored this picture for Clinton once, and he promptly wiped his ass with it. He then put it on his refrigerator.









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Old 01-23-2011, 12:27 PM
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Lol... nice
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Old 01-23-2011, 12:30 PM
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Turd colored this picture for Clinton once, and he promptly wiped his ass with it. He then put it on his refrigerator.
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Old 01-23-2011, 12:30 PM
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Lol!
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Old 01-23-2011, 12:33 PM
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Old 01-23-2011, 04:35 PM
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Clinton is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate and what does that make him. One badass Dude lol

Clinton can make any ranger reach Ludicrous speed and make it go plaid.
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Old 01-23-2011, 04:38 PM
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Clinton is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate and what does that make him. One badass Dude lol

Clinton can make any ranger reach Ludicrous speed and make it go plaid.
This man loves Spaceballs
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