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Old 01-22-2011, 10:01 PM
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Clinton is So Badass he can access this forum by using the Satelite radio in his ranger lol
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Old 01-22-2011, 10:10 PM
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Clinton knows where Waldo is too.
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Old 01-22-2011, 10:19 PM
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Clinton Knows how to mend the relationship between Ford and Firestone, he is just doing us a favor by not doing so lol ( funny or not?)
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Old 01-22-2011, 10:32 PM
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In the early 70's clinton and Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a fight. With just one round house kick to the face, Arnold hasn't talked the same ever since...
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Old 01-22-2011, 10:36 PM
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I guess the same thing happened in the 90s but in this case it happened to Jean Chretien (Canadian Prime Minister of the 90s) lol. you should see his jaw
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Old 01-22-2011, 10:40 PM
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Clinton took a shit one day, and the next it was more popular than the Mona Lisa
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Old 01-22-2011, 11:13 PM
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Clinton knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Old 01-22-2011, 11:39 PM
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Clinton knew just when I was getting suspicious about a situation. His timing is nuts. This one isn't a joke.
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Old 01-23-2011, 02:53 AM
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Old 01-23-2011, 06:42 AM
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LMFAO! That's just hilarious stuff there.
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Old 01-23-2011, 09:01 AM
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Little Known Fact: Clinton's Ranger and The Loch Ness Monster are actually second cousins.


Clinton owns a magical mirror that allows him to peer out of any mirror in the world. Anytime you undress in front of the mirror in your bedroom. Clinton could be watching, but he never is... because your flabby body disgusts him.


There is no "Control" key on Clinton's keyboard... because Clinton is always in control.


Clinton sleeps once every 2 weeks for 1/2 an hour.... standing up... with his eyes open... and he looks pissed off the whole time.


Clinton can play the violin... with a piano.


Clinton once made a paraplegic run for his life.


The last man to make eye contact with Clinton was Stevie Wonder.


If you work in an office with Clinton, under any circumstances, don't ask Clinton for his 3-Hole Punch.
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Old 01-23-2011, 09:06 AM
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LOL....where are you getting this shit from man?
I love it . Never heard half of these but they are great ....
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Old 01-23-2011, 09:12 AM
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your killing me with this adam
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Old 01-23-2011, 09:31 AM
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HAH, this is the funniest stuff I've read all year. Nice work Adam!
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Old 01-23-2011, 09:39 AM
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I honestly can't really take credit for it. I have a big book of chuck norris facts, and I put my own twist on them.
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