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Old 08-30-2011, 08:25 PM
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Clinton recently purchased an iPad... it soon turned into iDust when he tried to use it.

Clintons laptop has carpel tunnel syndrome

When tigers have sore muscles, they put on Clinton Balm

Clinton runs Windows 7 on his Etch-A-Sketch

Clinton can wheelie a unicycle

Clinton won the Tour De France on an exercise bike

A spoonful of a sugar helps the medicine go down... a punch from Clinton helps the North Korean population go down

Clinton won the Indy 500 in a canoe

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Old 08-31-2011, 04:14 AM
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+1!
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Old 09-01-2011, 03:25 AM
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Clinton runs Windows 7 on his Etch-A-Sketch


A spoonful of a sugar helps the medicine go down... a punch from Clinton helps the North Korean population go down
Hahahahaha These two got me. Where do you get this stuff!?



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Old 11-30-2011, 11:30 PM
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Glitter actually
OMG I read this at work laughed and the person next to me was just WTF?

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Clinton tried to get his pubes trimmed once. His penis took the scissors from the barber and stabbed him in the eye.
why was a barber trimming his pubes... I don't think mine does that?
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Old 12-09-2011, 08:49 PM
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The police often question Clinton just because they find him interesting

The police dont question Clinton, Clinton questions them.
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Old 12-09-2011, 09:48 PM
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Hey guys, I found clinton on the map!!

lol


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Old 12-09-2011, 09:55 PM
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Hey guys, I found clinton on the map!!

lol


Clinton IA is about 30 minutes from me
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Old 12-09-2011, 10:12 PM
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Hey guys, I found clinton on the map!!

lol


Yeah...I'm at every crossroads lol
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Old 12-09-2011, 11:10 PM
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Today when I was at Walmart I saw a mooseknuckle the first thing I thought of was Clinton.
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Old 12-09-2011, 11:18 PM
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If it weren't for Clinton, we'd still be posting in BSI.
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Old 12-14-2011, 06:40 AM
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A solar eclipse is the suns attempt to hide from Clinton

The only type of fever clinton ever gets, is disco fever
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Old 12-14-2011, 06:01 PM
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Due to the foreign exchange rate, a Clinton in the hand is worth about 3.5 in the bush

Clinton's lungs are made from burlap sacks filled with beefaroni

In 1985, Clinton entered a science fair for disadvantaged youths. His submission was based on the premise that the speed and power of his Ranger actually disprove many of the laws of physics. Despite lacking and actual proof for this theory, Clinton was awarded 1st place in all categories and even received a special merit award for " Please Dont Hurt Us"

Clinton has a boy scout merit badge in "donkey punching"

Clinton's tattoo's are on the 'No-Fly' list

Clinton refereed a dual between General Tso and Colonel Sanders

Every call Clinton has made to 9-1-1 begins with " Hey, its me again... "

The only thing that gets between Clinton and 'Justice' is an equals sign

In 2012, Clinton will launch his own brand of cologne, called 'Double Lifted Mojo' which smells of denim and spicy freedom

The Large Hadron Collider hasnt discovered shit yet because Clinton is still using it to warm up his hot pockets

Clinton is a proud sponsor of cement
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Old 12-14-2011, 07:06 PM
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Every call Clinton has made to 9-1-1 begins with " Hey, its me again... "
This one made me laugh!
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Old 12-14-2011, 07:08 PM
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LOL!
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Old 12-16-2011, 12:09 AM
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Clinton doesn't need a snowplow
he straps ricers to his truck and uses them to clear the snow instead
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