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Old 08-12-2011, 10:58 AM
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Clinton's sperm is an ingredient in dynamite
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Old 08-22-2011, 09:00 PM
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When Clinton visits Rome, they do as Clinton does instead...
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Old 08-22-2011, 10:02 PM
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Clinton is so cool that he craps ice cubes.
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Old 08-22-2011, 10:31 PM
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Clinton's sperm is an ingredient in dynamite
naaasty.

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Old 08-23-2011, 07:02 AM
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Man this thread is too funny... Im laughing so damn hard! lol
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Old 08-25-2011, 06:45 PM
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clinton was originally cast for the role of texas ranger, but the networks said
"too violent", so they gave it to chuck norris !!!!!

clinton gives blood twice a week, so they can extract the ingredient used to make viagra
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Old 08-25-2011, 06:56 PM
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Lol!!!
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Old 08-25-2011, 07:22 PM
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Lmao
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Old 08-25-2011, 07:32 PM
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Clinton is so bad ass, he slept with peach, stepped on toad and slapped mario in the face
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Old 08-25-2011, 07:35 PM
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Clinton is so bad ass, he slept with peach, stepped on toad and slapped mario in the face
And kicked Luigi in the cooter!
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Old 08-25-2011, 07:40 PM
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So how was peach? And was daisy there as well?
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Old 08-25-2011, 07:41 PM
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legend has it....
once when out of toilet paper, he was so mad
he chased down a porcpine and wiped his ass with it
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Ewww
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:02 PM
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Clinton bowls overhand

If Clinton were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight the overwhelming urge to thank him.

Clinton has won trophys for his game face alone.

Batman collects Clinton figures

Clintons charm is so contagious, that vaccines have been made for it

Clinton is the only man to ace a Rorschach test

When it is raining, its because Clinton is thinking about something sad

Clinton once punched a magician... yeah thats right

In 1977, Clinton almost broke the land speed record, popular opinion was that his beard caused too much wind resistence, he wouldve shaved it but... no, on the other hand, he wouldnt have shaved it

The police often question Clinton just because they find him interesting

Clinton's hands feel like rich brown suede

Clinton's personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards

Clinton refuses to say that something " tastes like chicken "

Clinton is a lover, not a fighter... but he's also a fighter, so dont get any ideas

Clinton's tattoo's are listed on his organ donation card
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:07 PM
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Clinton's tattoo's are listed on his organ donation card
I don't know why, but I was rolling after reading this one.
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