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Old 07-29-2011, 11:30 PM
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I think he actually just craps them out
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a very real possibility. He just eats the explorer, and a few hours later, out comes the OHC!
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Old 07-29-2011, 11:36 PM
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a very real possibility. He just eats the explorer, and a few hours later, out comes the OHC!
So if he craps out the OHCs then were do the auto dims come from?
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Old 07-29-2011, 11:57 PM
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So if he craps out the OHCs then were do the auto dims come from?
I pass them like a stone!
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Old 08-01-2011, 03:30 PM
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Clinton fact #548642315816354

Clintons mail always, and I mean, ALWAYS clears international customs

nobady wants a mad clinton... even in the other emisphere!!!

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Old 08-01-2011, 03:31 PM
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lol!!
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Old 08-01-2011, 03:34 PM
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Old 08-10-2011, 10:26 PM
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Clinton's new tattoo:

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Old 08-10-2011, 10:34 PM
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I have so many tattoos, I may just have that one....I dont remember! lol
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Old 08-11-2011, 06:17 PM
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Alright, lets see if i can modify a few one-liners i know of..with a little Top Gear influence.

Clinton frequently participates in staring contests with the sun, and always wins.

If you draw a picture of Clinton, the paper will catch on fire.

Clinton is the only person who scares Vladamir Putin.

Some say that Clinton designs Lady Gaga's clothing from Tyvek insulation, galvanized rubber, 20 year old spam, and taxidermied squirrels.

Clinton is the reason Justin Beiber's voice is so high pitched.

Some say that Clinton occasionally prints out pages of this website on soft paper, and wipes his arse with them.

The Gulf of Mexico oil spill was caused by Clinton urinating.

Clinton was the banker on Deal or No Deal.

Clinton's greatest ambition in life is to lick his elbow.

Clinton bought a stairway to heaven, but can't use it, as he has no understanding of stairs.

Clinton once tried to ride a horse, but couldn't find the clutch.
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Old 08-11-2011, 08:59 PM
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Lol...thats a friggin trip!!
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Old 08-12-2011, 06:05 AM
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The atomic bomb was created after scientists witnessed Clinton tearing through an Explorer to get an OHC.
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Old 08-12-2011, 06:47 AM
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Irak is Clintons playground
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Old 08-12-2011, 06:55 AM
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Jupiter is not a planet, it's really a Clinton sneeze that left our atmosphere and became a planet
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Old 08-12-2011, 07:19 AM
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lol
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Old 08-12-2011, 10:51 AM
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When Clinton jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Clintoned.
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