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Old 01-22-2011, 07:46 PM
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when clinton does pushup's, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
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Old 01-22-2011, 07:48 PM
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lol thats great man
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Old 01-22-2011, 07:52 PM
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lol

''The famous video footage of sasquatch is actually Clinton returning to his woodland home.''
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Whats with the turtle man? I'm starting to feel harassed now
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Old 01-22-2011, 07:55 PM
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Lmfao!
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Old 01-22-2011, 07:57 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....that made me cry lol
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Old 01-22-2011, 08:09 PM
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This is fucking classic!
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Old 01-22-2011, 08:19 PM
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na. Im thinking he is more like my hero now! Lol


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lol!
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Old 01-22-2011, 08:22 PM
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I CANT STOP FUCKIN LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FROM WHAT ADAM POSTED AND THAT SHIT MYKE JUST POSTED! omg my stomach hurts!!!
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Old 01-22-2011, 08:55 PM
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This thread makes me happy
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Old 01-22-2011, 09:29 PM
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I am just that good.
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Old 01-22-2011, 09:31 PM
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Statistically speaking, you are more likely to have Clinton reply to one of your posts than you are to have feet.

Clinton was the original host of "Pimp My Ride." He was fired 1/2 way through the first season for installing Auto-Dim mirrors and Explorer OHC's on every single vehicle.
rofl my favorites
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Old 01-22-2011, 09:40 PM
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Clinton sleeps with a pillow under his gun.


Clinton can mix rum and coke so strong, it allows you to see through time.


Clinton will eat your soul for a Klondike Bar.


Clinton was the original Black Power Ranger


Clinton masterbates to pictures of himself masturbating.


Clinton invented Thomas Edison


To Clinton, doorknobs and toilets are seen as merely suggestions.


Clinton once went into a kindergarten to talk about fire safety. After 4 minutes, 3 children were on fire and Clinton had shot a bottle rocket out of his urethra.


Clinton is the only thing keeping rainforests from destroying us.


Clinton can deep throat a wiffle ball bat.


Behind every great man, there is a great woman... and plowing that woman is Clinton.


If you want to wear the same cologne as Clinton, you'll be disappointed to find that clinton doesn't wear cologne. However, for $200, Clinton will fart on your chest before you go on a date.


Two and a Half Men was originally a show just about Clinton.


If MacGuyver and Clinton were locked in a room together, Clinton would make a bomb out of MacGuyver to get out
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Old 01-22-2011, 09:52 PM
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LOL....where are you getting this shit from man?
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Old 01-22-2011, 09:54 PM
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WOW just wow these are freaking awsome great job man
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