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07-28-2011, 11:33 PM
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Re: Clinton Facts
Clinton farms OHC to feed his family!
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A womans butt is like a 9v battery, you know you shouldn't, but eventually you'll stick your tongue on it!
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07-28-2011, 11:35 PM
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Re: Clinton Facts
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Originally Posted by OlYeller
dang dude.
Clinton Fact# ???
Clinton is the master of OHC sales
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I cant believe how quick they went to be honest!
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Clinton farms OHC to feed his family!
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07-29-2011, 04:31 PM
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Re: Clinton Facts
We need some more....
Give Clinton a lemon, he'll make apple pie, and it will be the best steak youve ever had.
Clinton once wrote a book about the extinction of dinosaurs, it was about when a lizard bit his finger.
Clinton bakes cakes in his freezer.
Clinton favorite power ranger is a Mooseknuckle.
Clinton doesn't fart, he blows kisses with his ass.
Clinton's house doesnt have a living room
Clinton once won a breathing contest underwater against a fish
Clinton can stab a man in a drive by
Clinton can wear a KKK outfit to a BET award and win best dress.
Mt. Rushmore was Clinton's 3rd grade project
Clinton once had sex in a stock ranger, a drop of his seamen got on the seat, that truck is now the Hooligan.
Clinton once had sex with a mermaid, 9 months later Michael Phelps was born
Clinton can shoplift on ebay.
Im done being non original for now.
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I like little girls...........
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Last edited by 01B3000; 07-29-2011 at 04:35 PM.
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07-29-2011, 04:50 PM
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Re: Clinton Facts
lol...Thats funny
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07-29-2011, 05:41 PM
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Real trucks are American
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Re: Clinton Facts
EXCELENTEEEEEE!
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THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT BOUGHT A JUSTIN BIEBER ALBUM, MULTIPLY IT BY 6 AND STILL DON`T GET TO REACH THE SELLINGS OF PINK FLOYD`S "DARK SIDE OF THE MOON"
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07-29-2011, 06:38 PM
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Wow.So cobra.Very Ranger.
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Not sure if anyone said this already, but.
Clinton can believe it's not butter
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07-29-2011, 06:41 PM
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Needs moar chrome....
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Re: Clinton Facts
Clinton doesnt get speeding tickets, he gets high scores.
Clinton is that last speck of dirt that dixie_boysles can never get.
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I like little girls...........
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07-29-2011, 06:54 PM
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My truck snorts.
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Re: Clinton Facts
i can't believe i missed this whole thread.....
epicness
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I love me some Stig
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07-29-2011, 07:15 PM
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Ford Ranger Driver
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Re: Clinton Facts
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Originally Posted by 01b3000
clinton doesnt get speeding tickets, he gets high scores.
Clinton is that last speck of dirt that dixie_boysles can never get.
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lol
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yea with 4.10s a 3.slow and 33s it will be a 3.dudegetthefuckouttamywayyouresoslow
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07-29-2011, 07:15 PM
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Real trucks are American
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Re: Clinton Facts
i always said this is the best thread ever!
there should be a "sticky" in this forum or better... www.clintonfacts.com or 1-800-CLINTON
the great wall of china was originaly disegned to keep clinton in... obviously, the engeneers failed!
Clinton build up the hospital he was born in
Clinton sleeps on razor blades
Clinton can clap with his eyelids
Clinton doesnt battle, he just lets you loose
If at first you dont suceed, youre not Clinton
Clinton knows what you did last summer
Clinton can unscramble scrambled eggs
Clinton can blend a glass... with his mind
Clinton can drink dehydrated water
Clinton told the Bermuda triangle to "get lost"
Clintons Ranger has "Clintonmatic" transmission which is (P, R, N and CLINTON)
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THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT BOUGHT A JUSTIN BIEBER ALBUM, MULTIPLY IT BY 6 AND STILL DON`T GET TO REACH THE SELLINGS OF PINK FLOYD`S "DARK SIDE OF THE MOON"
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07-29-2011, 07:55 PM
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Do not touch the trim!
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Re: Clinton Facts
Clinton can solve a Rubik's cube with one hand
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07-29-2011, 08:07 PM
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Ford Ranger Driver
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Re: Clinton Facts
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Clinton can solve a Rubik's cube with one hand
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dont forget about him doing it blindfolded....
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07-29-2011, 08:36 PM
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Re: Clinton Facts
lol....Where do you guys come up with this stuff?!
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07-29-2011, 08:36 PM
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Bronco!
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Re: Clinton Facts
omg i fuckin love this thread it is full of epic win....errr i mean epic clinton. i literally cant stop laughing
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Lmao like a good neighbor, FRF is there!
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07-29-2011, 08:39 PM
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Re: Clinton Facts
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omg i fuckin love this thread it is full of epic win....errr i mean epic clinton. i literally cant stop laughing
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