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Old 07-28-2011, 11:33 PM
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Clinton farms OHC to feed his family!
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Old 07-28-2011, 11:35 PM
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dang dude.


Clinton Fact# ???


Clinton is the master of OHC sales
I cant believe how quick they went to be honest!

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Clinton farms OHC to feed his family!
LOL

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Old 07-29-2011, 04:31 PM
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We need some more....

Give Clinton a lemon, he'll make apple pie, and it will be the best steak youve ever had.

Clinton once wrote a book about the extinction of dinosaurs, it was about when a lizard bit his finger.

Clinton bakes cakes in his freezer.

Clinton favorite power ranger is a Mooseknuckle.

Clinton doesn't fart, he blows kisses with his ass.

Clinton's house doesnt have a living room

Clinton once won a breathing contest underwater against a fish

Clinton can stab a man in a drive by

Clinton can wear a KKK outfit to a BET award and win best dress.

Mt. Rushmore was Clinton's 3rd grade project

Clinton once had sex in a stock ranger, a drop of his seamen got on the seat, that truck is now the Hooligan.

Clinton once had sex with a mermaid, 9 months later Michael Phelps was born

Clinton can shoplift on ebay.

Im done being non original for now.
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Old 07-29-2011, 04:50 PM
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lol...Thats funny
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Old 07-29-2011, 05:41 PM
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EXCELENTEEEEEE!
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Old 07-29-2011, 06:38 PM
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Not sure if anyone said this already, but.

Clinton can believe it's not butter


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Old 07-29-2011, 06:41 PM
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Clinton doesnt get speeding tickets, he gets high scores.

Clinton is that last speck of dirt that dixie_boysles can never get.
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Old 07-29-2011, 06:54 PM
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i can't believe i missed this whole thread.....

epicness
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Old 07-29-2011, 07:15 PM
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clinton doesnt get speeding tickets, he gets high scores.

Clinton is that last speck of dirt that dixie_boysles can never get.
lol
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Old 07-29-2011, 07:15 PM
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i always said this is the best thread ever!

there should be a "sticky" in this forum or better... www.clintonfacts.com or 1-800-CLINTON

the great wall of china was originaly disegned to keep clinton in... obviously, the engeneers failed!

Clinton build up the hospital he was born in

Clinton sleeps on razor blades

Clinton can clap with his eyelids

Clinton doesnt battle, he just lets you loose

If at first you dont suceed, youre not Clinton

Clinton knows what you did last summer

Clinton can unscramble scrambled eggs

Clinton can blend a glass... with his mind

Clinton can drink dehydrated water

Clinton told the Bermuda triangle to "get lost"

Clintons Ranger has "Clintonmatic" transmission which is (P, R, N and CLINTON)
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Old 07-29-2011, 07:55 PM
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Clinton can solve a Rubik's cube with one hand
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Old 07-29-2011, 08:07 PM
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Clinton can solve a Rubik's cube with one hand
dont forget about him doing it blindfolded....
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Old 07-29-2011, 08:36 PM
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lol....Where do you guys come up with this stuff?!
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Old 07-29-2011, 08:36 PM
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omg i fuckin love this thread it is full of epic win....errr i mean epic clinton. i literally cant stop laughing
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Old 07-29-2011, 08:39 PM
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omg i fuckin love this thread it is full of epic win....errr i mean epic clinton. i literally cant stop laughing
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