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Old 07-15-2011, 09:28 AM
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Best thread in this forum... by far my friend!!!

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AREA 51 is actualy Clintons bathroom

Osama Bin Laden was actually hidding from clinton

Tobyhanna PA is actually called "Clintonshire"
LOL!!! Area 51 was an awesmome one!!
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Old 07-17-2011, 09:35 AM
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Theres no theory of evolution... just a list of creatures Clinton has allowed to live!

Clinton has a lakehouse on the sun

Clinton invented fire rubbing two cubes of ice

Ghosts sit arround a campfire and tell Clinton stories

Here in the forum Clinton doesnt exist. In fact, Clinton died 10 years ago, but Death just hasnt build up the courage to tell him yet.

Clinton wont use facebook cause he owns a website, called "internet"

Clinton can turn a toast back into bread

Clinton once arranged a pack of M&Ms in alphabetically order

Despite Clinton is a police officer, he doesnt own a gun... he is one!

Last (for today... ha, offcourse!!!);
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Old 07-17-2011, 09:50 AM
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^ ahhahahahahaha thats awesome!
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Old 07-17-2011, 03:51 PM
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LOL....Where the hell did you get these Matias!?
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Old 07-17-2011, 03:53 PM
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cold sunday here... borring too.

Im in Montevideo; no truck, no friends to get drunk with... absolutely nothing to do but studying... which obviously, i didnt
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Lol...Drink one for me brother!
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Old 07-17-2011, 04:07 PM
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Old 07-17-2011, 04:08 PM
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Clinton once had a thread with 14 pages dedicated to his awesomeness.


...wait a second
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Old 07-17-2011, 04:09 PM
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Theres no theory of evolution... just a list of creatures Clinton has allowed to live!

Clinton invented fire rubbing two cubes of ice

Ghosts sit arround a campfire and tell Clinton stories

Here in the forum Clinton doesnt exist. In fact, Clinton died 10 years ago, but Death just hasnt build up the courage to tell him yet.

Clinton once arranged a pack of M&Ms in alphabetically order

Despite Clinton is a police officer, he doesnt own a gun... he is one!

these.....are the best i have ever heard
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Old 07-17-2011, 04:11 PM
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Clinton puts subliminal messages in every single can of Spaghettio's

Clinton spent his entire earnings in 2009 to have the inside of his wife's vagina lined with vinyl.

The loch ness monster was once Clinton's bath toy.

Clinton has a tattoo of a $20 bill on his penis... why you ask? Because his wife loves to blow money

Clinton counted to infinity... up hill.

Clinton inadvertently started the Centralia mine fire while trying to water his peace lilies

Clinton thought he was in love once... turns out it was just indigestion

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Old 07-17-2011, 04:26 PM
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clinton puts subliminal messages in every single can of spaghettio's

clinton spent his entire earnings in 2009 to have the inside of his wife's vagina lined with vinyl.

The loch ness monster was once clinton's bath toy.

Clinton has a tattoo of a $20 bill on his penis... Why you ask? Because his wife loves to blow money

clinton counted to infinity... Up hill.

Clinton inadvertently started the centralia mine fire while trying to water his peace lilies

clinton thought he was in love once... Turns out it was just indigestion
lmfao wow!

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Theres no theory of evolution... just a list of creatures Clinton has allowed to live!

Clinton has a lakehouse on the sun

Clinton invented fire rubbing two cubes of ice

Ghosts sit arround a campfire and tell Clinton stories

Here in the forum Clinton doesnt exist. In fact, Clinton died 10 years ago, but Death just hasnt build up the courage to tell him yet.

Clinton wont use facebook cause he owns a website, called "internet"

Clinton can turn a toast back into bread

Clinton once arranged a pack of M&Ms in alphabetically order

Despite Clinton is a police officer, he doesnt own a gun... he is one!

Last (for today... ha, offcourse!!!);
Wow Clinton uses a cheese gyrator as toilet paper?
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Old 07-17-2011, 05:03 PM
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this is by far the best thread...

DEF. CLINTON IS THE MAN IN THIS FORUM!!!

These where the diapers clinton used when he was a newborn:



"Winnie the Pooh" and "Tigger" were changed afterwords for a "V8" logo and a bottle of Budwaiser
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this is by far the best thread...

DEF. CLINTON IS THE MAN IN THIS FORUM!!!

These where the diapers clinton used when he was a newborn:



"Winnie the Pooh" and "Tigger" were changed afterwords for a "V8" logo and a bottle of Budwaiser
Clinton eats black infants.
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Old 07-17-2011, 07:24 PM
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Clinton once was on wheel of fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show was everyone standing around waiting for the wheel to stop.

B.C. really stands for Before Clinton
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Old 07-17-2011, 08:08 PM
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B.C. really stands for Before Clinton
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