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Old 04-17-2011, 07:02 PM
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Now your just saying Clinton is fat... I'd watch your back my friend
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Old 04-17-2011, 07:05 PM
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Now your just saying Clinton is fat... I'd watch your back my friend
lollers, Clinton's a police officer remember? Weapons belt man.
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Old 04-26-2011, 11:22 AM
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I have a couple;

Clinton does not sleeps... he waits

Clinton can count to infinite... counterclockwise

Clinton creates new softwares using the Paintbrush

Clintons watch can calculate the time on other planets

Indiana Joes whip was actualy made from Clintons beard

Clinton can actualy use the 3 1/4 floppy drive as a BluRay

Clinton does not need curtains at his house... Nobody dares to look through the windows of his house

Clinton uses sandpaper as napkins

Clintons iPod has a telescope, a V8, a dishwasher, 2 OHC and doesnot connects to internet... internet connects to his iPod!

Reading threw this stuff is the only way to scape from Clintons anger
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Old 05-13-2011, 05:57 PM
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Oh yeah... bringing it the fuck back!

Hot Pockets were originally called Clinton Pockets due to his uncanny ability to also cause people to shit their pants.

Capt'N Crunch was considering a name change to Clint'N Crunch.

If you stare into your bathroom mirror and say "Clinton Maximus" 3 times, Clinton will bust into your house, steal the a/c knobs out of your ranger and fuck your mother.... with or without the a/c knobs.
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:23 PM
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HAHAHAHA bump cause this is epic!!
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:25 PM
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Oh yeah... bringing it the fuck back!

Hot Pockets were originally called Clinton Pockets due to his uncanny ability to also cause people to shit their pants.

Capt'N Crunch was considering a name change to Clint'N Crunch.

If you stare into your bathroom mirror and say "Clinton Maximus" 3 times, Clinton will bust into your house, steal the a/c knobs out of your ranger and fuck your mother.... with or without the a/c knobs.
Lol!!!! I never saw this one!!
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:26 PM
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Tobyhanna PA once had a street named 'Clinton Ave.'... 7 minutes later... they promptly changed the name of the street because no one crosses Clinton... and lives.
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:30 PM
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If you stare into your bathroom mirror and say "Clinton Maximus" 3 times, Clinton will bust into your house, steal the a/c knobs out of your ranger and fuck your mother.... with or without the a/c knobs.


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Old 07-14-2011, 06:46 PM
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You guys are killing me lol
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:48 PM
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Clinton can strangle you with a cordless phone...

If you look directly into Clintons front licence plate (the one with the confederation flag)... you can actualy travel in time and see the big-bang...

Clintons Ranger VIN number is: 1FT0000000000000000

When Clintons truck was made, Ford closed the assy plant for a whole month just to assemble his truck

Clintons Ranger doesnt came with airbag... he dont belive in them

Clintons Ranger is not a ranger actually... is a Raptor with a Ranger body on top

Clintons Ranger didnt came with horn... it has a propane flamethrower instead

Planet Earth moves underneath Clintons truck



yea... im borred, how can you tel?
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:52 PM
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i almost pist my pants hahhaa
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:55 PM
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Clinton sleeps with a pillow under his gun.


Clinton can mix rum and coke so strong, it allows you to see through time.


Clinton will eat your soul for a Klondike Bar.


Clinton was the original Black Power Ranger


Clinton masterbates to pictures of himself masturbating.


Clinton invented Thomas Edison


To Clinton, doorknobs and toilets are seen as merely suggestions.


Clinton once went into a kindergarten to talk about fire safety. After 4 minutes, 3 children were on fire and Clinton had shot a bottle rocket out of his urethra.


Clinton is the only thing keeping rainforests from destroying us.


Clinton can deep throat a wiffle ball bat.


Behind every great man, there is a great woman... and plowing that woman is Clinton.


If you want to wear the same cologne as Clinton, you'll be disappointed to find that clinton doesn't wear cologne. However, for $200, Clinton will fart on your chest before you go on a date.


Two and a Half Men was originally a show just about Clinton.


If MacGuyver and Clinton were locked in a room together, Clinton would make a bomb out of MacGuyver to get out
Number 5 is a classic this whol thread is fucking awesome!
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Clintons Ranger owners manual are just 200 blank pages... no one would dare to tell Clinton what to do
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THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT BOUGHT A JUSTIN BIEBER ALBUM, MULTIPLY IT BY 6 AND STILL DON`T GET TO REACH THE SELLINGS OF PINK FLOYD`S "DARK SIDE OF THE MOON"
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Oh yeah... bringing it the fuck back!

Hot Pockets were originally called Clinton Pockets due to his uncanny ability to also cause people to shit their pants.

Capt'N Crunch was considering a name change to Clint'N Crunch.

If you stare into your bathroom mirror and say "Clinton Maximus" 3 times, Clinton will bust into your house, steal the a/c knobs out of your ranger and fuck your mother.... with or without the a/c knobs.
LMFAO bahahahahaha.
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:02 PM
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Best thread in this forum... by far my friend!!!

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AREA 51 is actualy Clintons bathroom

Osama Bin Laden was actually hidding from clinton

Tobyhanna PA is actually called "Clintonshire"
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