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Old 04-14-2011, 10:28 PM
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Thats why I HAD to remind you
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Clinton tried to get his pubes trimmed once. His penis took the scissors from the barber and stabbed him in the eye.

Clinton can gargle bread.

Clinton can bowl a perfect game with a 33X12.5X15

During WWII, they didn't drop the bomb on Hiroshima, they let Clinton drive over there, and he jumped out of his Ranger.
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Old 04-15-2011, 04:07 PM
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Clinton can gargle bread.
He can blow bubbles with beef jerky
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Old 04-15-2011, 04:20 PM
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Clinton tried to get his pubes trimmed once. His penis took the scissors from the barber and stabbed him in the eye.

Clinton can gargle bread.

Clinton can bowl a perfect game with a 33X12.5X15

During WWII, they didn't drop the bomb on Hiroshima, they let Clinton drive over there, and he jumped out of his Ranger.
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He can blow bubbles with beef jerky
Thats funny shit!
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Old 04-15-2011, 07:42 PM
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I honestly laughed out loud at the gargling bread one.
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Old 04-15-2011, 09:13 PM
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I honestly laughed out loud at the gargling bread one.
The Hiroshima one got me. I spit my soda out..lol


Clinton's belches have been known to cause natural disasters.
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Old 04-15-2011, 10:01 PM
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When police pull Clinton over for speeding, he lets them off with only a warning.
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Old 04-15-2011, 10:10 PM
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When police pull Clinton over for speeding, he lets them off with only a warning.
LOL!! Thats a funny one!
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Old 04-15-2011, 10:15 PM
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When police pull Clinton over for speeding, he lets them off with only a warning.
........and sometimes a roundhouse kick.
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Old 04-17-2011, 04:44 PM
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Clinton is so tough he uses a brick for toilet paper.
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Old 04-17-2011, 04:47 PM
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Clinton is so tough he uses a brick for toilet paper.
I heard he uses a cactus pear to wash his hands after working on his ranger
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Old 04-17-2011, 04:51 PM
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I thought of this one today:

Clinton uses ribbed condoms inside out... so he gets the pleasure.
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Old 04-17-2011, 04:52 PM
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I thought of this one today:

Clinton uses ribbed condoms inside out... so he gets the pleasure.
that made me laugh outloud at work nice dude
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Old 04-17-2011, 05:02 PM
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clinton dont have to read this thread he already knows what were going to type
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Old 04-17-2011, 05:49 PM
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One time, when I was on a trip to Illinois, the power had gone out throughout the city. Turns out Clinton had forgotten his weapons belt at home, and had grabbed the main power wire for the eastern half of the U.S., and used it to hold his weaponry, as well as strangle criminals.

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