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Old 04-11-2011, 01:11 PM
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Clinton lost his virginity before his dad did
lol just jealous that he lost it before you did JK!
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Old 04-11-2011, 05:50 PM
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Clinton lost his virginity before his dad did
I LITERALLY just LOL'd
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Old 04-12-2011, 08:10 PM
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Doctors never knew that Clinton's mother was pregnant, all they saw was a mooseknuckle
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Old 04-12-2011, 08:55 PM
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Doctors never knew that Clinton's mother was pregnant, all they saw was a mooseknuckle
LOL....that was great!! Glad to see someone remembers the mooseknuckle still!
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Old 04-13-2011, 02:17 AM
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LOL....that was great!! Glad to see someone remembers the mooseknuckle still!
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Old 04-13-2011, 04:51 AM
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Clinton doesn't sleep....He waits.
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Old 04-13-2011, 06:40 PM
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Old 04-13-2011, 06:44 PM
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Clinton doesn't sleep....He waits.
The boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris checks his closet for Clinton...
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Old 04-13-2011, 06:54 PM
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LOL...That actually made me lol!!!!
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LOL...That actually made me lol!!!!
Chuck Norris just pooped his pants, he thought you were roaring at him
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Old 04-13-2011, 09:05 PM
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They say every man has a skeleton in their closet.... Clinton has 7,658
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Old 04-14-2011, 01:20 AM
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-Clinton can text on a payphone

-Clinton died 5 years ago. Death just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet

-Fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of spiders if called arachnophobia, fear of Clinton, is called Logic.

-Clinton once pee'd in a semi-truck's gas tank as a joke. That semi-truck is now known has Optimus Prime.

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Old 04-14-2011, 10:25 PM
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Boobs? Clinton INVENTED boobs!
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Old 04-14-2011, 10:26 PM
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And mooseknuckles
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Old 04-14-2011, 10:27 PM
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And mooseknuckles
Sorry. I forgot......that too.
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