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Old 03-19-2011, 05:19 PM
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Ha didn't work

Me: hey carly
Carly: whats up mike
Me: when are you going to let me tap dat
Carly: your such a fucking ass mike is that all you ever think about
Me: so is that a no?



Hahaha owell
Funny shit there^^^^^
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Old 03-19-2011, 05:37 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

This is to my gf...She gets back home tuesday night! Freak!! Gotta love it!

Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Gf: Tuesday baby...all night. We'll have to stop by our fave store and get some whips and handcuffs
Me: haha, yes ma'am!
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Old 04-06-2011, 05:57 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

I can see BREAKING NEWS (on CNN,FOX)-especially Nancy Grace bahaha.

Nancy Grace: Breaking News! Guy texts Girl asking if he could "TAP IT". Girl replied "Hell no!". The guy commits suicide.

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Plus why does everyone tell their business over the net?

You could have some fat guy rubbing hisself getting off to these post while eating a Milkyway.
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Old 04-06-2011, 05:59 PM
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you caught me....

but seriously i fucking lold so hard over that
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Old 04-06-2011, 06:05 PM
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I can see BREAKING NEWS (on CNN,FOX)-especially Nancy Grace bahaha.

Nancy Grace: Breaking News! Guy texts Girl asking if he could "TAP IT". Girl replied "Hell no!". The guy commits suicide.

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Plus why does everyone tell their business over the net?

You could have some fat guy rubbing hisself getting off to these post while eating a Milkyway.
Its all for a good laugh. Im sure the fat guy with a milkyway isnt gonna be on a ford ranger site looking for stuff to "rub off to" even though rangers are sexy trucks.
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Old 04-06-2011, 06:05 PM
WildlandFirefighter WildlandFirefighter is offline
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

Ok....I'll do it one time.
Did it to my buddy..lol.

Me: When you going to let me tap that stank
Buddy: Fag
Me: Jew

Yeah......that was it.
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Old 04-10-2011, 12:17 AM
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Ok....I'll do it one time.
Did it to my buddy..lol.

Me: When you going to let me tap that stank
Buddy: Fag
Me: Jew

Yeah......that was it.
lol


This thread is funny...
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Old 04-10-2011, 10:00 PM
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its probably the best thread of NO street racing. its hilarious.
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Old 04-10-2011, 10:03 PM
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its probably the best thread of NO street racing. its hilarious.
Sooooooooo


Can I tap that?
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Old 04-10-2011, 10:09 PM
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no thanks. i don't bang ranger boys.
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Old 04-10-2011, 10:10 PM
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no thanks. i don't bang ranger boys.
As long as you aren't banging Kia boys....
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Old 04-10-2011, 10:20 PM
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me: when can I hit that again
her: You had you're time long ago
me: so, then you've already had the goods....
her: your engaged arent you?
me: depends....
me: not anymore!
her fiance: WELL SHES ENGAGED NOW. FUCK OFF





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I think I should delete her number now...
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Old 04-10-2011, 10:27 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

no kia boys...
not really banging anyone right now.
i just get the feeling that my ranger is superior. its favoritism ... then again, i loveeeee my truck nothing against anyone's trucks....i love them all.

but yeah, gotta be careful ... this thread will get you into trouble.
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Old 04-10-2011, 10:31 PM
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no kia boys...
not really banging anyone right now.
i just get the feeling that my ranger is superior. its favoritism ... then again, i loveeeee my truck nothing against anyone's trucks....i love them all.

but yeah, gotta be careful ... this thread will get you into trouble.

ha. Well I hear the first part. But I guess being with another person who had a Ranger, would be like cheating on your own Ranger. Even though MY Ranger is superior.


That it will. Be carefull pooleo. Don't want any angry fiancee knocking on your door.. haha
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Old 04-10-2011, 10:35 PM
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Be carefull pooleo. Don't want any angry fiancee knocking on your door.. haha
yeah I hear that! This was new to me...I did not know she had got engaged! She was my high school fling. We always remaind friends, kinda. Luckily, she nor (he/she) does not know where I live! She went both ways....
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