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Old 01-15-2011, 02:35 PM
schultzkenneth schultzkenneth is offline
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

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its funnier when guys do it because the girls are all like 'wtf...'

my favorite was from my other forum ... You might have to know him to find it funny but ryan is out the box and extremely open with his family so this makes perfect sense for him.
aaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
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Old 01-16-2011, 09:45 AM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

Me:hey
ryan:sup?
me:not much sexy
ryan:wth???
me:don't play coy with me stud when you gonna let me tap dat ass?
ryan:your fucked up in the head
me:yeah pretty much true.
ryan:do you even know who this is?
me:yeah im just messin with you.
ryanh ok I wasn't sure
me:but seriously!
ryan:...

Then he came over and we bbq'ed
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Old 01-16-2011, 10:52 AM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

lol. So funny. May try on fb.
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Old 01-19-2011, 03:13 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

this is my cousin's ex. i expected this answer ... and a little cursing ... everything went better than expected.

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Old 01-19-2011, 07:56 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

WOAH! A girl got shot down.. He must be playing hard to get..



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Old 01-19-2011, 08:10 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Sister: You're retarded.

I guess it's not really funny if you say it to family members?
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Old 01-19-2011, 08:11 PM
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Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Sister: You're retarded.

I guess it's not really funny if you say it to family members?
LOL! I seriously laughed out loud.
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Old 01-24-2011, 07:14 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahaha epic^

Well I was hunting and decided to try it in my treestand. It was an epic fail. I have a gf so I was gonna tell these girls it was just a joke. I'm not a cheater. So one of my friends who is a girl replied this, "when hell freezes over...twice." Doesn't work on friends. And on one of them I had a hooters girl (friend) going, but she knew something was up and said no.
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Old 01-24-2011, 07:25 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

lol, I lauged my ass off with reading all this.
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Old 01-25-2011, 05:20 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

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WOAH! A girl got shot down.. He must be playing hard to get..



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Old 01-25-2011, 05:24 PM
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i think hes playin hard to get
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:05 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

no ... it really went like this ...
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:08 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

Me: Hey there
Her: Hey cute stuff how are ya?
Me: Not bad urself?
Her: Oh u know buying groceries after work wooooooot haha hows work going?
Me: Ahh not bad lol.. I got a question for you
Her: Whats up?
Me: So when can I tap that?
Her: Pardon me?
Me: When you going to let me tap that?
Her: And ur actually serious about this question?
Me: Yes I am
Her: Let me ask you something
Me: Ok
Her: What brought this on?
Me: Just curious..
Her: Interesting
Me: Well?
Her: Did u forget im in a relationship?
Me: Its just a question..
Her: Well if I were single then possibly
Me: If ur wondering why I was asking this is because its on a ranger site I am on to see what ppl you know would say lol
Her: And you waited this long to tell me why ur asking!!!!!! Unreal haha if i were single.... U could right now haha
Me: haha
Her: Unreal u couldn't handle it anyway :P
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:24 PM
Bird76Mojo Bird76Mojo is offline
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

^^^ That's pretty much a yes as soon as her and her man have one little bit of trouble.. lol



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Old 01-25-2011, 06:41 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

ahahahah. i havent tried this...................yet
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