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Old 01-14-2011, 06:28 AM
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Old 01-14-2011, 07:22 AM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

lol. I onbly have one girl on my contacts who wouldnt know i was messin, and she works for same company as me and prob read this thread lol.
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Old 01-14-2011, 07:32 AM
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^hit her up man lol
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Old 01-14-2011, 07:34 AM
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lol get fired and upset frf member... Not good idea lol
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Old 01-14-2011, 07:36 AM
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Maybe not lol. You might want to keep your job.
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Old 01-14-2011, 07:38 AM
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sure do... And she cool too.
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Old 01-14-2011, 11:09 AM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

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See its easier for a woman to do that than men lol....
Well duh. When was the last time a guy said "no".
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Old 01-14-2011, 11:12 AM
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Well duh. When was the last time a guy said "no".
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report

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However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
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Old 01-14-2011, 11:15 AM
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^^ Disturbing due to her mug shot but funny.
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Old 01-14-2011, 11:28 AM
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so messed up
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Old 01-14-2011, 11:29 AM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

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Well duh. When was the last time a guy said "no".
Extenuating circumstances. I'd hide too.
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Old 01-14-2011, 08:11 PM
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me:hey girly
her:hey benny
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her:???
me:lemme holla atcha
her:for real?
me:you know it baby
her:your dumb
me:lemme call you boo

she wont respond hahahahha
hahahaha so funny
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Old 01-14-2011, 08:13 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

I think randomly dialed numbers would be hysterical.
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Old 01-14-2011, 08:18 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

just got a text from a lady, ill update this as the convo continues.

Her:I love you
Me:Hi
Her:say it back be polite what's up
Me:Not much! You? i have a question though
Her:Chillin. Et what?

-i now have to ask with who, because if shes with her 7 ft boyfriend, it wouldnt be as funny-

Me: with who?
Her: Adam answer the question


-adam is a 5'2'' hipster, we're good-

Me: when are you gonna let me tap that?

NO ANSWER
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Old 01-15-2011, 01:24 PM
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Default Re: text any girl/guy and ask if you could ...

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See its easier for a woman to do that than men lol....
its funnier when guys do it because the girls are all like 'wtf...'

my favorite was from my other forum ... you might have to know him to find it funny but Ryan is out the box and extremely open with his family so this makes perfect sense for him.
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