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Old 12-24-2010, 07:12 PM
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Default T'was the night before Christmas...

T'was the night before christmas and all through the house,everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Dads at the whore house, moms smokin grass, and I just settled down for a nice piece of asian ass.

Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang up from my peice to see what was the matter. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew right away that fat fucker fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart! He swore and cursed as he flew out of sight.

Piss on u all and have one hell of a night!


Merry Christmas FRF!
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Old 12-24-2010, 07:17 PM
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LMFAO! Merry Christmas!
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Old 12-24-2010, 07:56 PM
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hahahaha! merrrrry christmas!
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:03 PM
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Oh man!! that was hilarious!!
Merry Christmas everyone! haha
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:14 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats just perfect to top of my christmas eve...Meryy Christmas ALL!!
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:17 PM
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Lol. Merry Christmas FRF!
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:18 PM
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Haha that was funny. Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas.
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:19 PM
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lol well that was interesting.. Merry Christmas!
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:29 PM
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HAHAHAHA merryyy christmas and happy sabbath to the jewish!
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:54 PM
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LMAO.
Merry Christmas everyone.
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Old 12-24-2010, 09:30 PM
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LOL! Merry Christmas!
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Old 12-24-2010, 11:24 PM
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LOL!!

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Old 12-25-2010, 12:16 AM
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That was great! lol


Merry christmas! to you and to all!
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Old 12-25-2010, 06:49 AM
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HAH, that just made my day, Merry Christmas.
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Old 12-25-2010, 07:41 AM
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T'was the night before christmas and all through the house,everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Dads at the whore house, moms smokin grass, and I just settled down for a nice piece of asian ass.
Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang up from my peice to see what was the matter. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew right away that fat fucker fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart! He swore and cursed as he flew out of sight.
Piss on u all and have one hell of a night!
Merry Christmas FRF!
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