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Old 12-12-2010, 03:52 PM
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Default the lil girl and the birdie....hahahahaha

So the little girl went to her neighbors house and walked in. The neighbor guy was standing there naked. lil girl asks, "Whats that?" man replies, "oh, that's my birdie."
lil girl goes home. next day lil girl goes back to neighbors to find him naked again. she askes, "What are those?" man replies, "Those are the birdies eggs." lil girl goes back home to come back on the third day and once again, she finds the man naked. She asks, "What is that?" man replies, "that's the birdies nest."

Three weeks later man wakes up in the hospital dazed and confussed. Litter girl was standing there so he asked, "What happened to me?"

lil girl replies...

"I was playing with your birdie when it spit on me so i broke its neck, cracked its eggs and set the nest on fire!"
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Old 12-12-2010, 03:53 PM
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Default Re: the lil girl and the birdie....hahahahaha

hahaha rofl!
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Old 12-12-2010, 04:12 PM
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Default Re: the lil girl and the birdie....hahahahaha

That's actually kinda disturbing.
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Old 12-12-2010, 04:12 PM
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Default Re: the lil girl and the birdie....hahahahaha

my question is why the fuck is the girl breaking into this dudes house daily?
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Old 12-12-2010, 04:13 PM
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Default Re: the lil girl and the birdie....hahahahaha

funny and wierd at the same time
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Old 12-12-2010, 04:15 PM
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my question is why the fuck is the girl breaking into this dudes house daily?
My question is how come the parents don't realize the neighbor is molesting their little girl?
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Old 12-12-2010, 04:30 PM
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Default Re: the lil girl and the birdie....hahahahaha

no idea saw it on another forum
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