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11-14-2010, 07:24 PM
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Obama at the barber shop
So Obama walks into a barber shop for a straight razor shave. The entire shop has been fully vetted and security meets Secret Service standards. In fact; most presidents have, and some still do, get their straight shaves there.
Two minutes after he sits down, the door opens, another Secret Service detail enters, secures the scene and is followed immediately by GW Bush, who is also looking for a straight razor shave. Both barbers shoot each other a look and clam up, not wanting anything they say to turn political.
Each man gets his shave in complete silence. Obama gets finished a few seconds before Bush, and as his barber reaches for the aftershave, says, "None of that for me. Dont want to go home to Michelle smelling like the inside of a whore house."
Bush turns to his guy, who suddenly looks like he isn't quite sure what to do next and says, "You can go ahead. My wife has no idea what the inside of a whore house smells like".
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11-14-2010, 07:28 PM
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Re: Obama at the barber shop
Good one!
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11-14-2010, 10:46 PM
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Re: Obama at the barber shop
hahaahahaahahahahahahahaha SPAM haahhahaahahahahahahaha
ha!
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11-14-2010, 10:51 PM
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Re: Obama at the barber shop
hahahahaah perfect lol
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11-15-2010, 02:32 PM
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Re: Obama at the barber shop
You are officially on the terrorist watch list.
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11-15-2010, 03:04 PM
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Re: Obama at the barber shop
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You are officially on the terrorist watch list.
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LMAO!!!! I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there!
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11-15-2010, 03:26 PM
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Re: Obama at the barber shop
lol good one
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