x2 on the laughing

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Tonto and the Lone Ranger were out riding on the great plains, they stop, Tonto gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says:
" Hmmm... Buffalo Come "

Lone Ranger: "How do you know?"
Tonto: "Ear is sticky"
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Whats the difference between a Prostitute and a Drug Dealer?



Prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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What does a Harley Davidson and a Vaccum Cleaner have in common?


Both have a dirt bag hanging off the back.

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4.0 SOHC, Magnaflow Cat-back, AEM Brute Force CAI, 3" Body Lift, 33"x12.5"x15" Mastercraft Courser Mud Terrains on 15"x10" Mickey Thompson Classic II's, Color-matched interior

"Last time I was with your mom, it was like fucking a warm glass of water!"

"That's not how it is with your mom! Its like throwing a hot-dog down a hallway!"



(actual conversation that happened)

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lol i love this thread already haha

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2003 FX4 LEVEL II. REST IN PEACE JASON FINN

like giving a tic-tac to a whale.

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like feeding spaghetti to an elephant

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Do you know why that Vampire from Twilight is soo pale?



There's no sunlight in the closet

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Thats a good one!

hahahahahahaha

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There were 4 women, sitting at a table....minding their own business.....

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Truck built in loving memory of Norm Howard
Outcast Racing
PNW Crew!!!
Afterhours Clan!!

The Woman Marine Pilot

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

Janie, do you have a story to share?' ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?”




"Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."

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60/40 Seat Mod, Expo Full Console, Expo Mod Diff Cover, Thunderbolt Signal Mirrors, Flowmaster, Billet Grills, Black Headlights, Black Corners,
LED Lightbar, Euro Taillights, Interior Accents Painted, OHC, Indigo Cluster, 7" LCD Headunit, Mustang Dome Light, Manik Brush Guard
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Pickup Line

When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
‘I may look like just an ordinary man,’ he said as he walked up to her, ‘but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.’
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.





























Three days later, she became his stepmother.

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60/40 Seat Mod, Expo Full Console, Expo Mod Diff Cover, Thunderbolt Signal Mirrors, Flowmaster, Billet Grills, Black Headlights, Black Corners,
LED Lightbar, Euro Taillights, Interior Accents Painted, OHC, Indigo Cluster, 7" LCD Headunit, Mustang Dome Light, Manik Brush Guard
PNW CREW

Learning Anatomy

Aging Annie was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Joe. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Joe's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
‘On a woman,’ the doctor said, ‘your heart would be just below your left breast.’






























Later that night, Annie was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

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60/40 Seat Mod, Expo Full Console, Expo Mod Diff Cover, Thunderbolt Signal Mirrors, Flowmaster, Billet Grills, Black Headlights, Black Corners,
LED Lightbar, Euro Taillights, Interior Accents Painted, OHC, Indigo Cluster, 7" LCD Headunit, Mustang Dome Light, Manik Brush Guard
PNW CREW

LOL @ her knee

lmfao.

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