lol (i c whut u did there!)

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we aren't prejudice against racists...lets hear one!

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1999 xlt 2.5l 5-speed Supercab 159k
83 diesel 2.2l na
06 F250 6.0l psd
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Ok got some. Some are kinda lame but whatever lol. Found some off the interwebz too

What do you call a black man in a suit... Guilty.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench... A bench can support a family.

What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac? Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac? White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac? Grand Theft Auto.

How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****er is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

A black man talks to a white man:

When I was born I was black, When I grew up I was black, When I go in the sun I'm black, When I'm sick I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, When I die I'll be black.

But you:

When you're born you're pink, When you grow up you're white, When you go in the sun you turn red, When you're sick, you're green, When you're cold you turn blue, And when you die you turn purple.

And you have the nerve to call me colored!

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1998 Ranger, 3.0, twin stick, Cranked T-Bars, AAL, roll bar with 7" HID fogs, 06+ mirrors, 10" sub, white cluster, and explorer center console

excellent! lol

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1999 xlt 2.5l 5-speed Supercab 159k
83 diesel 2.2l na
06 F250 6.0l psd
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Man.. its hotter than two rats fuckin in a wool sock. No really its 110 here in clearlake ca.

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2004 Ford Ranger XLT 2wd 4.0 Silver paint
Mods: Camburg 5.5 mid travel front suspension-Camburg shackles in rear with adjustable gas shocks-Custom front and rear bumpers fabricated by me-Fiberwerx front fenders-Jet Performance programmer-15x8 black cragars rapped in 33x12.50 General Grabbers (red logo) tires-Dual flowmaster

Sorry man I knew someone that died that way as well. It's sad, but especially sad because it could've been helped... Even when I'm plastered I know better than to even touch my keys. I told my friends so 18 times lol the joke is fictional an purely for entertainment!

I did not mean any offense whatsoever by that joke and I am sorry for your loss.

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Probably lol that was a tragedy...

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X2!!! I'm busting a gut! And I'm at the tire shop lobby waiting on an alignment xD

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Noo I want to hear them lol

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Lol! I like these cuz it doesn't just bash one race it gets all of them xD only correction... I know a lot of hardworking Mexicans who sweat their asses off to support their familes might wanna change tht

I got one:

How do you starve a black man?!

Hide his food stamps under his work boots!

LOL

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White '99 Ranger 4x4, 3.0, 5 spd. Torsion bar lift, 32x11.50 BFG All Terrains on Ion Alloy 15x8 rims, Custom Magnaflow turnout exhaust, K&N drop-in air filter, Cobra Super 19 mini CB, Sony Audio system and custom white dash trim, Air horns, throttle cable mod, airbox mod, manual hubs mod, 200k miles & PAID FOR
Rangers > Jeeps!

Ha those are good!

So im bangin this chick right..... and im bangin her pretty hard. Then all of a suddin she turns back at me and says this is EXCRUTIATING. and i was like, excruciating, thats a big word for a 8 year old.

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02 Edge 4.0 4x4. 3" body and 3" block rear. 35" Falcons (STOCK GEARING...4:10), eagle 15" 180 series wheels. Flowmaster super 44. HID's. Tauno cover.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
To another bar.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
B/c those that can run, jump or swim are already in the states.

And finally. My most racist......

Why do black people smell so bad?
So blond people can hate them too.

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Black guy and white guy are arguing about Gods color. White guy says Gods white. Black guy says Gods black. They decide to ask God. Gods booming voice answers "I am what I am.". White guy shouts "ha! I told you he's white." black guy says he didn't say that. White guy answers "if he was black he'd say 'I is what I is'."

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What's so great about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.

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Lol I like that one.

Here's another one.
Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Cuz they go "run nigga nigga nigga nigga run nigga nigga nigga"

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1998 Ranger, 3.0, twin stick, Cranked T-Bars, AAL, roll bar with 7" HID fogs, 06+ mirrors, 10" sub, white cluster, and explorer center console

HAAA same with motorcycles.

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02 Edge 4.0 4x4. 3" body and 3" block rear. 35" Falcons (STOCK GEARING...4:10), eagle 15" 180 series wheels. Flowmaster super 44. HID's. Tauno cover.

Oh ya haha

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pretty much only dove hunters will get this but





why dont dove hunters commit suicide?



they're out of shells! haha

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Ford Ranger Edge Supercab, 2004 3.0 Auto, 2WD, 4.10 Axle 31x10.5x15 BF Goodrich All Terrain T/A KO's


My Truck Is My Mountain Bike's Ride!

Class III hitch, Rhino Bedliner, Almost Maxed T-Bar Crank, Tuff Country Add A Leaf, Custom Low Anchor Points, OEM ('99) Tow Hooks, Pro Comp Offroad Lights , Mustang Dome Light, Clear Corners, Slim Toolbox, Blinker Mod,Cargo Brake Light Mod,Expo Lighted Visors, Ultra Silverstar heads/fogs, Fog/high mod, Reverse/switched lights, Bike Fork Mounts

Lol. Or there shoulder hurts to much to shoot again!

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2006 F150 Lariat
SOLD - 05 Ranger Edge

haha^ yeah, idk about your areas, but here there is a 3-shell max for all game birds. 2 in the mag and one chambered for semi-auto & pump...

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83 diesel 2.2l na
06 F250 6.0l psd
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I got the best joke

The Oakland raiders.......haha!
The UCLA bruins......hahaha!

Oh the comedy!.........god I love football season

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2001 2wd white, 3" body lift, 3" fabtech spindles, 35" BFG KM2, Procomp absorbers rugged radios, PR-lighting solutions led bars, fiberwerx

So I was fuckin the shit out of this whore one time and we were getin down and dirty as shit, like raw doggin the crap out of her and then some, so we take a water break after an hour and she goes in the bathroom and she's in there for awhile, like I thought somethin was funny. Maybe she was snortin a line off the toilet seat or duching or maybe an enima. I don't fuckin know..but she comes back out and tackles me and we start goin at it again but, something is different.. the feeling, the wetness, the texture.. the grit! I asked "why does it feel smoother than after you went to the bathroom?" And she says while she's riding me "ooh shit hun I just picked some scabs off the J while I was in the bathroom..
Wasn't really me you guys, disgusting I know I'm sorry

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2004 Ford Ranger XLT 2wd 4.0 Silver paint
Mods: Camburg 5.5 mid travel front suspension-Camburg shackles in rear with adjustable gas shocks-Custom front and rear bumpers fabricated by me-Fiberwerx front fenders-Jet Performance programmer-15x8 black cragars rapped in 33x12.50 General Grabbers (red logo) tires-Dual flowmaster