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Old 08-12-2012, 09:41 AM
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Why does everyone have to be so "anal" about "gay" jokes...

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All the jokes I know are kinda racist... So ill just read your guys' jokes
we aren't prejudice against racists...lets hear one!
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:44 AM
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Ok got some. Some are kinda lame but whatever lol. Found some off the interwebz too

What do you call a black man in a suit... Guilty.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench... A bench can support a family.

What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac? Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac? White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac? Grand Theft Auto.

How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****er is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

A black man talks to a white man:

When I was born I was black, When I grew up I was black, When I go in the sun I'm black, When I'm sick I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, When I die I'll be black.

But you:

When you're born you're pink, When you grow up you're white, When you go in the sun you turn red, When you're sick, you're green, When you're cold you turn blue, And when you die you turn purple.

And you have the nerve to call me colored!
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:55 AM
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excellent! lol
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:57 AM
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Man.. its hotter than two rats fuckin in a wool sock. No really its 110 here in clearlake ca.
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Old 08-14-2012, 08:44 AM
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Not to kill the mood, but I am sure that most us have lost someone or known someone that dies due to drunk driving. I dont see whats so funny about it.
Sorry man I knew someone that died that way as well. It's sad, but especially sad because it could've been helped... Even when I'm plastered I know better than to even touch my keys. I told my friends so 18 times lol the joke is fictional an purely for entertainment!

I did not mean any offense whatsoever by that joke and I am sorry for your loss.

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To soon??
Probably lol that was a tragedy...

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This thread is awesome
X2!!! I'm busting a gut! And I'm at the tire shop lobby waiting on an alignment xD

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All the jokes I know are kinda racist... So ill just read your guys' jokes
Noo I want to hear them lol

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Ok got some. Some are kinda lame but whatever lol. Found some off the interwebz too

What do you call a black man in a suit... Guilty.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench... A bench can support a family.

What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac? Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac? White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac? Grand Theft Auto.

How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****er is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

A black man talks to a white man:

When I was born I was black, When I grew up I was black, When I go in the sun I'm black, When I'm sick I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, When I die I'll be black.

But you:

When you're born you're pink, When you grow up you're white, When you go in the sun you turn red, When you're sick, you're green, When you're cold you turn blue, And when you die you turn purple.

And you have the nerve to call me colored!
Lol! I like these cuz it doesn't just bash one race it gets all of them xD only correction... I know a lot of hardworking Mexicans who sweat their asses off to support their familes might wanna change tht

I got one:

How do you starve a black man?!

Hide his food stamps under his work boots!

LOL
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Old 08-14-2012, 09:18 AM
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Ok got some. Some are kinda lame but whatever lol. Found some off the interwebz too

What do you call a black man in a suit... Guilty.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench... A bench can support a family.

What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac? Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac? White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac? Grand Theft Auto.

How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****er is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA



And you have the nerve to call me colored!
Ha those are good!

So im bangin this chick right..... and im bangin her pretty hard. Then all of a suddin she turns back at me and says this is EXCRUTIATING. and i was like, excruciating, thats a big word for a 8 year old.
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Old 08-14-2012, 10:12 AM
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All the jokes I know are kinda racist... So ill just read your guys' jokes
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
To another bar.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
B/c those that can run, jump or swim are already in the states.

And finally. My most racist......

Why do black people smell so bad?
So blond people can hate them too.

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Ok got some. Some are kinda lame but whatever lol. Found some off the interwebz too

What do you call a black man in a suit... Guilty.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench... A bench can support a family.

What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac? Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac? White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac? Grand Theft Auto.

How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****er is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

A black man talks to a white man:

When I was born I was black, When I grew up I was black, When I go in the sun I'm black, When I'm sick I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, When I die I'll be black.

But you:

When you're born you're pink, When you grow up you're white, When you go in the sun you turn red, When you're sick, you're green, When you're cold you turn blue, And when you die you turn purple.

And you have the nerve to call me colored!
Black guy and white guy are arguing about Gods color. White guy says Gods white. Black guy says Gods black. They decide to ask God. Gods booming voice answers "I am what I am.". White guy shouts "ha! I told you he's white." black guy says he didn't say that. White guy answers "if he was black he'd say 'I is what I is'."

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Ha those are good!

So im bangin this chick right..... and im bangin her pretty hard. Then all of a suddin she turns back at me and says this is EXCRUTIATING. and i was like, excruciating, thats a big word for a 8 year old.
What's so great about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
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Old 08-14-2012, 01:35 PM
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Black guy and white guy are arguing about Gods color. White guy says Gods white. Black guy says Gods black. They decide to ask God. Gods booming voice answers "I am what I am.". White guy shouts "ha! I told you he's white." black guy says he didn't say that. White guy answers "if he was black he'd say 'I is what I is'."
Lol I like that one.

Here's another one.
Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Cuz they go "run nigga nigga nigga nigga run nigga nigga nigga"
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Old 08-14-2012, 09:34 PM
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Lol I like that one.

Here's another one.
Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Cuz they go "run nigga nigga nigga nigga run nigga nigga nigga"
HAAA same with motorcycles.
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Old 08-14-2012, 09:46 PM
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HAAA same with motorcycles.
Oh ya haha
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Old 08-14-2012, 10:11 PM
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pretty much only dove hunters will get this but





why dont dove hunters commit suicide?



they're out of shells! haha
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Old 08-14-2012, 10:59 PM
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pretty much only dove hunters will get this but

why dont dove hunters commit suicide?

they're out of shells! haha
Lol. Or there shoulder hurts to much to shoot again!
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Old 08-15-2012, 05:59 AM
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haha^ yeah, idk about your areas, but here there is a 3-shell max for all game birds. 2 in the mag and one chambered for semi-auto & pump...
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Old 08-15-2012, 06:23 AM
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I got the best joke

The Oakland raiders.......haha!
The UCLA bruins......hahaha!

Oh the comedy!.........god I love football season
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Old 08-15-2012, 10:43 PM
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So I was fuckin the shit out of this whore one time and we were getin down and dirty as shit, like raw doggin the crap out of her and then some, so we take a water break after an hour and she goes in the bathroom and she's in there for awhile, like I thought somethin was funny. Maybe she was snortin a line off the toilet seat or duching or maybe an enima. I don't fuckin know..but she comes back out and tackles me and we start goin at it again but, something is different.. the feeling, the wetness, the texture.. the grit! I asked "why does it feel smoother than after you went to the bathroom?" And she says while she's riding me "ooh shit hun I just picked some scabs off the J while I was in the bathroom..
Wasn't really me you guys, disgusting I know I'm sorry
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