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Old 07-30-2012, 08:37 AM
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Little Johnny in math class. Teacher says, "3 birds in a wire, hunter shoots one bird. How many are left?" Johnny says "none" teacher repeats this twice and each time little Johnny says non. Teacher asks Johnny how he got to that answer, Johnny said,"if he shoots one bird that all fly away." the teacher says,"technically not correct but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny asks the teacher,"3 women are sitting on a bench eating a lollipop. One is biting it, one licking it the other sucking it, which ones married?"

Teacher answers "the one that's sucking the lollipop" Johnny says "no the one wearing a wedding ring-but I like the way you think."
I'm sorry, what? Booooobs




I want to go see the new batman movie, I heard it made a killing in the box office
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Old 07-30-2012, 08:41 AM
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I'm sorry, what? Booooobs

I want to go see the new batman movie, I heard it made a killing in the box office
To soon??
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Old 07-30-2012, 09:38 AM
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I'm sorry, what? Booooobs

I want to go see the new batman movie, I heard it made a killing in the box office
Don't hate cos you can't have.
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Old 07-30-2012, 09:47 AM
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You're right I'm such a hater
And hell no it's not too soon. I said it they day it happened hahaha
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Old 07-30-2012, 09:22 PM
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hey I laughed
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Old 08-05-2012, 12:48 AM
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A man gets pulled over for speeding in a corvette. The cop asks how he can afford such a car? The driver replies "I am a special proctologist". The cop replies "What is that exactly?". The driver says "I start with 2 fingers and start stretching the person's *******, eventually I get both my arms in there and get it to 6 feet". The cop asks "What do you do with a 6 foot *******?". The driver says "You put him in a cop car and pull me over".

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Old 08-05-2012, 08:07 AM
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just saw this on a church show lol!...

this girl is so blond, it took her 2 hrs to watch '60 minutes'
this girl is so blond, she tripped over the wire to the cordless phone
this girl is so blond, she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:35 AM
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This thread is awesome
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:38 AM
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Old 08-08-2012, 06:30 AM
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A young couple just returned from an evening out.
After the guy shut off the car, he took her hand and gently
placed it in his crotch. Horrified,she turned and slapped him
across the face! She then got it of the car andd walked the 200 feet to her apartment door.
"I've got two words for you!" she hollered at him. "Drop dead!!"
"And I have two words for you!" He shouts back. "Let go!!"
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Old 08-08-2012, 10:39 AM
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a young couple, after dating awhile, decided to take their relationship to the next level and become intimate. The man was pressuring the woman for oral, and she refused and said she would never do that because she didnt like the names she may be associated with. The man let the situation die.

A couple years later on their wedding night the man asked his beautiful bride to perform oral on him, and she again refused due to the names that she would be associated with. The man didnt ask again.

on their 25th wedding anniversary he asked again, and she refused again. The same with their 50th wedding anniversary.

The man is laying on his death bed, and his lovely wife asks him if there is anything she can do for him to help ease his pain or to show her love to him. He asks for oral, she finally gives in and fufills the man's dying wish.

The telephone rings, he answers it and says "hey ****sucker.... its for you"
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Old 08-08-2012, 11:05 AM
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^bitch deserves it lol!!!
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Old 08-10-2012, 07:05 AM
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Cowboy

Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Cowboy: "Nah... She ain't that ugly."
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Old 08-12-2012, 01:03 AM
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Why does everyone have to be so anal about gay jokes...

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Old 08-12-2012, 01:23 AM
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All the jokes I know are kinda racist... So ill just read your guys' jokes
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