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Old 08-22-2010, 06:23 PM
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An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows 'Twenty dollars,” she whispers.
Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides -- what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're there for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light flashes on them.
It's a police officer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer. 'I'm making love to me wife,' the Irishman answers sounding annoyed.
'Oh, I'm so sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.' 'Well, needer did I,' says Paddy, 'til ya shoined dat light in her face!!!”
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Old 08-22-2010, 06:56 PM
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Haha!
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Old 09-07-2010, 06:07 PM
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HA! Funny...
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Old 09-07-2010, 06:11 PM
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lol
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Old 09-07-2010, 07:09 PM
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Old 09-08-2010, 02:25 PM
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hahaha!
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Old 09-08-2010, 02:46 PM
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Not bad !
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