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Old 07-11-2010, 11:10 AM
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Default The funny quotes

Post up some of the funnies quotes u see

"Ready... See, life doesn't give a shit if you're ready or not. You need to run out onto that field with a dick full of confidence and you need to take that confidence and shoot it all over the stadium.

End of conversation"
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Old 07-11-2010, 11:38 AM
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Funny joke I just made up...

What do Toyota's and Enegizer batteries have in common?

They both keep going and going. LOL
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Old 07-11-2010, 11:41 AM
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"Ralph... is this like the time you saw snagglepuss outside?"

"... he was going to the bathroom"
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Old 07-11-2010, 11:47 AM
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Procrastination is like masturbation, it feels good while your doing it, when then you realize you just fucked yourself.
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Old 07-11-2010, 12:32 PM
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“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”

"Why get married and make one woman miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?"

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:10 PM
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"same sex marriage is a joke... everyone thats ever been married knows its always the same sex"
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