Re: The funny quotes
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."
“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
"Why get married and make one woman miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?"
"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"