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07-11-2010, 11:10 AM
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The funny quotes
Post up some of the funnies quotes u see
"Ready... See, life doesn't give a shit if you're ready or not. You need to run out onto that field with a dick full of confidence and you need to take that confidence and shoot it all over the stadium. End of conversation" 
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07-11-2010, 11:38 AM
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Re: The funny quotes
Funny joke I just made up...
What do Toyota's and Enegizer batteries have in common? They both keep going and going. LOL
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07-11-2010, 11:47 AM
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Re: The funny quotes
Procrastination is like masturbation, it feels good while your doing it, when then you realize you just fucked yourself.
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07-11-2010, 12:32 PM
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Re: The funny quotes
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."
“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.” "Why get married and make one woman miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?" "Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." "You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
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