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Indian kid name joke
So this young Indian brave goes to the tribe's elder, a medicine man, and asks
"Grandfather, how do people get their names?"
Medicine man says "Well, usually when they're born, their parents name them from the first thing they see."
Kid says "Oh, I guess that makes sense. I always wondered that."
Medicine man says "Happy to help. Do you have any other questions, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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07-21-2016, 04:21 PM
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Re: Indian kid name joke
Do people actually find this funny?
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Re: Indian kid name joke
Did you make that up when you were 12?
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07-23-2016, 02:35 PM
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Re: Indian kid name joke
I heard that lame joke when I was around 8 years old (1975)
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07-23-2016, 02:47 PM
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I just heard that a few years ago, it was slightly more detailed, but I laughed my ass off. In my case, the punch line was, "Why you ask, Two dogs fucking".
Call it juvenile, but my wife and I will say at times, "Why you ask", and let it go at that, with a smile at each other. We get some strange looks sometimes. LOL
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07-23-2016, 02:51 PM
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07-23-2016, 03:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaybones
So this young Indian brave goes to the tribe's elder, a medicine man, and asks
"Grandfather, how do people get their names?"
Medicine man says "Well, usually when they're born, their parents name them from the first thing they see."
Kid says "Oh, I guess that makes sense. I always wondered that."
Medicine man says "Happy to help. Do you have any other questions, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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Was this supposed to be a native American joke or an actual Indian joke?
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07-31-2016, 11:23 PM
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Re: Indian kid name joke
Native American.
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08-01-2016, 04:11 PM
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Re: Indian kid name joke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaybones
So this young Indian brave goes to the tribe's elder, a medicine man, and asks
"Grandfather, how do people get their names?"
Medicine man says "Well, usually when they're born, their parents name them from the first thing they see."
Kid says "Oh, I guess that makes sense. I always wondered that."
Medicine man says "Happy to help. Do you have any other questions, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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I'm old skool so I love good jokes (funny ones that is) of all kinds. But I do wonder, didn't your school, college or employer(s) subject/bore/torment you with minority/sensitivity/queerpeople education and training?
*I suggest you consider investing in these, they should provide you with some real, good 'ol fashioned diversity training and education. Back when we used to have fun with the subject here in America.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/6-LARRY-WILD...MAAOSwIjNXI-UY
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08-01-2016, 04:38 PM
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Re: Indian kid name joke
^^^^^^^^^^^^^lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-01-2016, 04:45 PM
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Re: Indian kid name joke
^^^^ There is the joke about the indian who had never been laid, goes to a whorehouse, get's denied service due to lack of experience, cures that, comes back and ends up beating the whores ass with a 2x4 (must check first for bees). Or the joke about how each feather in the indians headband = getting laid one time and the deer. And on go the good ones!
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08-01-2016, 05:15 PM
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Re: Indian kid name joke
I remember the one about the bee hole.
Hey, do you know why us Scots wear kilts?
Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Yes, I'm Scottish. But still think it's funny, and in some circles, just could be true!LOL
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Re: Indian kid name joke
You know not only who gets the new Cadillacs first and why, right? Something about the glovebox in a Caddy being the only automObile with one large enough to accommodating a single, large "munchie"........
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...But I do wonder, didn't your school, college or employer(s) subject/bore/torment you with minority/sensitivity/queerpeople education and training?...
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They tried, but if I can't laugh at someone else, who can I laugh at???
And for the haters here.
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I enjoy all jokes, as long as they are good. The op's joke wasn't funny though
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