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Old 07-21-2016, 04:16 PM
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So this young Indian brave goes to the tribe's elder, a medicine man, and asks
"Grandfather, how do people get their names?"
Medicine man says "Well, usually when they're born, their parents name them from the first thing they see."
Kid says "Oh, I guess that makes sense. I always wondered that."
Medicine man says "Happy to help. Do you have any other questions, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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Old 07-21-2016, 04:21 PM
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Do people actually find this funny?
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Old 07-21-2016, 04:23 PM
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Did you make that up when you were 12?
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Old 07-23-2016, 02:35 PM
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I heard that lame joke when I was around 8 years old (1975)
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Old 07-23-2016, 02:47 PM
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I just heard that a few years ago, it was slightly more detailed, but I laughed my ass off. In my case, the punch line was, "Why you ask, Two dogs fucking".
Call it juvenile, but my wife and I will say at times, "Why you ask", and let it go at that, with a smile at each other. We get some strange looks sometimes. LOL
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Old 07-23-2016, 02:51 PM
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Old 07-23-2016, 03:19 PM
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So this young Indian brave goes to the tribe's elder, a medicine man, and asks
"Grandfather, how do people get their names?"
Medicine man says "Well, usually when they're born, their parents name them from the first thing they see."
Kid says "Oh, I guess that makes sense. I always wondered that."
Medicine man says "Happy to help. Do you have any other questions, Two Dogs Fucking?"
Was this supposed to be a native American joke or an actual Indian joke?
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Old 07-31-2016, 11:23 PM
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Native American.
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Old 08-01-2016, 04:11 PM
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So this young Indian brave goes to the tribe's elder, a medicine man, and asks
"Grandfather, how do people get their names?"
Medicine man says "Well, usually when they're born, their parents name them from the first thing they see."
Kid says "Oh, I guess that makes sense. I always wondered that."
Medicine man says "Happy to help. Do you have any other questions, Two Dogs Fucking?"
I'm old skool so I love good jokes (funny ones that is) of all kinds. But I do wonder, didn't your school, college or employer(s) subject/bore/torment you with minority/sensitivity/queerpeople education and training?

*I suggest you consider investing in these, they should provide you with some real, good 'ol fashioned diversity training and education. Back when we used to have fun with the subject here in America.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/6-LARRY-WILD...MAAOSwIjNXI-UY
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Old 08-01-2016, 04:38 PM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-01-2016, 04:45 PM
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^^^^ There is the joke about the indian who had never been laid, goes to a whorehouse, get's denied service due to lack of experience, cures that, comes back and ends up beating the whores ass with a 2x4 (must check first for bees). Or the joke about how each feather in the indians headband = getting laid one time and the deer. And on go the good ones!
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Old 08-01-2016, 05:15 PM
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I remember the one about the bee hole.

Hey, do you know why us Scots wear kilts?
Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Yes, I'm Scottish. But still think it's funny, and in some circles, just could be true!LOL
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Old 08-01-2016, 05:24 PM
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You know not only who gets the new Cadillacs first and why, right? Something about the glovebox in a Caddy being the only automObile with one large enough to accommodating a single, large "munchie"........
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Old 08-03-2016, 08:25 PM
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...But I do wonder, didn't your school, college or employer(s) subject/bore/torment you with minority/sensitivity/queerpeople education and training?...
They tried, but if I can't laugh at someone else, who can I laugh at???

And for the haters here.





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Old 08-04-2016, 06:41 AM
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I'm old skool so I love good jokes (funny ones that is) of all kinds. But I do wonder, didn't your school, college or employer(s) subject/bore/torment you with minority/sensitivity/queerpeople education and training?

*I suggest you consider investing in these, they should provide you with some real, good 'ol fashioned diversity training and education. Back when we used to have fun with the subject here in America.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/6-LARRY-WILDE-JOKES-2-IN-1-BOOKS-OFFICIAL-POLISH-BEDROOM-JEWISH-JOKE-pb-lot-/291751611439?hash=item43edc04c2f:gOMAAOSwIjNXI-UY
I enjoy all jokes, as long as they are good. The op's joke wasn't funny though
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