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Old 12-02-2015, 05:21 PM
Jaybones Jaybones is offline
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Default Retired couple

There's this retired couple, in their 80's. The fire has gone out in their marriage, and the wife misses the intimacy with her husband. She tells her girl friends, and the one says "Oh, that happened with me. You need to spice things up, get him more interested. That's what I did with my Norman."

The old lady says "Well, do tell. What did you do to spice things up?"

Other lady says "Well, go out and buy some sexy lingerie. Instead of your regular nightgown, come out of the bathroom and do a little strip tease as you take your robe off. That'ss gotta get him interested!"

So the lady goes out and buys a very expensive sheer lingerie outfit, costs almost $100 and she puts it on their credit card.

That night she does what was suggested, puts it on and makes a show of taking her robe off slowly. Once she has the robe off, she asks her husband "Notice any thing?"

He looks and says "Is that a new outfit?"

She says yes.

He says "How much was it?"

She tells him, and he says "For that much you'd think they'd have ironed it first."
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Old 12-02-2015, 08:06 PM
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Default Re: Retired couple

Having heard grandpa say something like that to grandma about her shirt, all she had to say was go outside and we stayed in the shop for a while because grandpa didn't want to fight in another war.
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