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Old 10-07-2015, 12:03 PM
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So my buddy is in the Navy, stationed up near Fresno, CA.

One night he and his buddy went far out of town to have a night of fun, and as they head back home there is a guy wanting a ride into town. They say, "sure why not?"

They let the guy in and he has a large duffel bag with him. A pretty large mysterious bag. They ask him, "hey man, what's in the bag if you dont mind us asking?"

He says, "don't worry about it man" so the gentleman keep quiet and keep on down the highway.

After a minute they ask again, "but seriously, what do you got in the bag? It's pretty sketch." The hitch hiker says, "seriously buddy don't worry about what's in the bag. I'm just trying to get back to town, just forget it."

Another minute passes and as the situation gets more and more tense, he asks him, "Seriously man what the hell is in that bag you got?"
He says, "It's none of your fucking business!"

So the passenger signals to the driver. He pulls over and they throw the door open and they push him out, and take off down the highway.

They pull into a gas station after about 10 miles and they look back to find....

The bag is still in the back seat.....
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People like him make me believe that birth control needs to be put in the public water supply
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Old 10-07-2015, 12:42 PM
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Ok
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Old 10-07-2015, 12:46 PM
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Old 10-07-2015, 01:41 PM
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I don't get it.
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Old 10-07-2015, 01:54 PM
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Part 2 coming soon
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Old 10-07-2015, 01:57 PM
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Old 10-07-2015, 04:12 PM
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And you know what they found?

A bunch of stinky ass clothes, a half empty bottle of cheap vodka, empty box of cigarettes and a sticky notepad with what is hopefully water stains on some poor drawing of a vagina. Could be a flower, not sure.
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Old 10-07-2015, 04:15 PM
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Nope, it's something way worse.
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Old 10-07-2015, 04:23 PM
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this thread sucks
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Old 10-07-2015, 04:42 PM
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Nope, it's something way worse.
Pictures of your girlfriend?
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this thread sucks white dick
southernboy94 approved.
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Old 10-07-2015, 05:17 PM
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Old 10-07-2015, 05:26 PM
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Dick In A Box"
(feat. Justin Timberlake)

Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
a dick in a box..
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Old 10-07-2015, 05:27 PM
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southernboy94 approved.
Casey wins again.
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Old 10-07-2015, 05:30 PM
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Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABrSYqiqvzc Dick In A Box" (feat. Justin Timberlake) Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special girl It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah) And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do just follow these steps 1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your junk in that box 3: Make her open the box And that's the way you do it It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl Christmas; dick in a box Hanukkah; dick in a box Kwanzaa; a dick in a box Every single holiday a dick in a box Over at your parent's house a dick in a box Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow) a dick in a box..
wtf LOL
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