Are driving around, pass a field with a herd of sheep out to pasture. One sheep has her head caught in the barbed wire fence.

Driver slams on the breaks, jump the fence and start fucking the sheep. Gets done, pulls his pants up, jumps back over the fence and gets back in the truck. Says to his buddy "Hey, you want some of that?"

Buddy says "Yeah, but I don't want to put my head in that fence."

The strangest part is this might be a true story.

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No doubt! I lived in southeastern Ohio, and down there in the hills, the inbred hillbilly stereotypes are sometimes very true. All too true many times...

Had a buddy, Crazy Craig lived in a log cabin in Meigs County, 1 electrical outlet (old kid killer refrigerator and a small AM radio). Had a wood fired stove and oven (one side) and propane on the other- great big old cast iron thing. We used to hang out down there and drink some 'shine and smoke some of his crops. One night we decided to stay the night, and I took my acoustic guitar. A guy drove by in a truck, waved, and within a half hour people were pulling up with instruments and home cooking. We had a bluegrass jam, and this old Dodge Magnum pulled up. This guy said "Y'all goan love dis, Marvin an his bitch." Figured his bitch was a woman, but it turned out to be this late 20's guy, missing a lot of teeth, wearing Richard Simmons shorts and a t shirt with the sleeves cut off.

He kept saying "Y'all wanna see me fuck a chicken?" And later "You catch 'at chicken I'll fuck it!"

And then it became a scene like Deliverance, where the two mountain people are going to butt fuck the pudgy guy (not me, our buddy Jamie, who had joined a frat and didn't hang with us for a while). Craig kept saying "Watch what happens to your buddy tonight! We're going to have some fun with him, y'all are welcome to join in, after we all have our turns!"

Had to create a diversion, got him trying to light the wood stove range thing and cook some burgers. Loaded up the car, had the seat folded forward, both doors open and the key in the ignition in the one position. Gave my friend Jeff the high sign and he grabbed Jamie got in the car and we left.

The old Magnum followed us for a while, and I'm sorry to say that those twisty roads made me hurl out the window at speed- couldn't have been all the alcohol. They were close enough that when I upchucked he had to turn his wipers on.

"Hopefully", they were just screwing around with promoting the stereotype.

But truthfully, do you know where Englishmen come from? It's from us Scots screwing sheep.

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I don't think they were screwing around. They were hill people and were completely serious about taking Jamie's butt.

And that Englishmen joke was almost offensive, until I saw you said "us Scots" and I realized you weren't making fun of people of Scottish extraction. I'm a Campbell of Argyle, parents are on a visit to the British isles and Normandy France. They just visited an ancestral castle of a Duke of Argyle (something like that- might not have been a Duke but it was a Campbell's castle).

Also, Campbell comes from the term for crooked mouth, meaning that we were not to be trusted at our word. Unless you were on the right (that is our) side.

What's funny is that your name is "Jay" which could be short for Jamie.

I'm about as UK as you're gonna get, LOL!! Craig clan from Blackburn, just outside of Edinburgh.
A great, great or something uncle won the Victoria Cross in WWI, William Hardy, he was with the Border Regiment. My dad is black Irish.

So trust me Jay, I know where Englishman come from!!LOL

Yep yep, the Campbell is one of the largest clans in Scotland. aye Jimmy!!!

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No, its short for James. People all the time assume I'm either Jason, Jamie, Jake (Jay Campbell comes out like Jake Campbell) and bunch of others.

Don't really see what's funny...

I want so bad to be offended by this (I live in southeastern Ohio), but he's not wrong.

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Zack, Hopefully you don't live near Hog's Holler in Meigs county.

This is why your clan was one of our clans arch rivals...

Perry County, born and raised.

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285/75/16 Ironman A/T's on M/K Classic Baja's
PA 3" Body Lift - 2" Tbar crank
Thrush Welded 17651 muffler
Blue painted interior - Blue headlight mod
Blinker mod - Throttle cable mod
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And what would your clan be my good sir?

He doesn't know ...