Ford Ranger Forum - Forums for Ford Ranger enthusiasts!

Go Back   Ford Ranger Forum - Forums for Ford Ranger enthusiasts! > > >
Forgot Password? Join Us!

Welcome to Ford Ranger Forum

Thread Tools Search this Thread

Old 07-28-2015, 05:05 AM
SmackAttack SmackAttack is offline
Learning to use the forums
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 9
Default 3 newfies going hunting

2 newfies are heading out hunting in the truck when one says I think we forgot something the others say no we have everything we have our guns our tent our ammo our Screech rum pots and pans nope we have everything .a couple of mile later one says pull over I have to take a crap pass me the toilet paper when one pipes up that's what we forgot THE TOILET PAPER! so now what do I use? one says you got a couple of bucks? ya i do he answers well use that them Ok says the newfie so off he goes to the bushes ...about 5 minutes later he comes back to the truck and gets in and his friends are horrified his hand is covered in shit so they ask him why didn't he use the dollar like they told him too hes says I did use a dollar but have you ever tried using 3 quarters 2 dines and a nickle?
92 Ranger Extended Cab 4 liter
Bone stock paid $150 bucks only had to replace 90 cents worth of vacuum line and a rusted shackle and shackle bracket for another 80 bucks she runs like a top and her name is Ole Blue
Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2015, 07:09 AM
Markous Markous is offline
Join Date: Mar 2013
Posts: 1,165
Default Re: 3 newfies going hunting

Lord tunderin'
2007 Sport|Dark Shadow Grey|3.slow|2WD|Black Billet Grill|Anzo LED's
SoundmanCA|iStreamer|AudioContol|Sundown Audio|Stereo Integrity
Mechman|North Star|Sound Proofing
Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2015, 04:21 PM
Jaybones Jaybones is offline
Buy a Ford
Join Date: Feb 2015
Posts: 195
Default Re: 3 newfies going hunting

That was funny, and at first I had to think about what newfies were. Thought you'd mistypes newbies, then realized you're Canadian and the must be Newfoundlanders.
First On Race Day
Reply With Quote
Old 10-01-2015, 11:57 AM
bumstead27 bumstead27 is offline
Looking to buy a Ranger
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 134

Still confused though it's in Canada so he would've had a loonie if he used a dollar. Would've needed to use a $5 bill to get paper
2007 4.0 4x4 5 speed manual transmission
Reply With Quote

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Newfies?? brown_nick Canadian Region 1 06-17-2014 01:53 PM
Ranger Hunting duesenberg1932 General Ford Ranger Discussion 11 03-07-2014 05:41 PM
Hunting for a new bow!!! Red31 Off Topic 7 10-05-2012 10:22 AM
Crow Hunting Eagle Off Topic 8 11-30-2011 01:18 PM
[SOLD] Hunting knives Clinton Misc Items 34 09-29-2011 10:27 AM