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Old 07-18-2015, 08:39 PM
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Default Teacher is teaching sense of taste

So this kindergarten teacher is teaching her students to use their sense of taste. The blindfolds the kids and put a hard candy on their tongue, and asks them to identify the taste.

First girl, Suzie, gets a cherry drop. She sucks on it for a second and says "That's cherry teacher."

Teacher says very good, then calls up Tommy. She puts a lemon candy on his tongue.

He sucks on it or a second or two and says "I think that's lemon, teacher."

Teacher says you're right Tommy, very good. Then calls up Lindsay. She gives Lindsay a piece of honey candy.

Lindsay sucks on the candy for a moment, and says "I don't know teacher." Teacher says concentrate, you've tasted this before.

Lindsay says "I know I've tasted this before, but I just can't place the taste."

Teacher says, "Concentrate. Its something you've heard your mother call your father."

Rotten Johnny from the back of the room says "Spit it out! Spit it out! Its an a$$hole!"
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