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Old 07-08-2015, 10:33 PM
Jaybones Jaybones is offline
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Default 4 engineers riding in a car

So there are 4 engineers riding in a rental car, a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a computer engineer. The car suddenly loses all power and they cost to the side of the road.

The driver turns the key, and it won't start. Electrical engineer says "I think I know what the problem is. Its electrical. We need to get out, check the battery is fully charged, check the alternator is charging, make sure the volt meter is working, make sure everything is up to spec and maybe it'll run."

The chemical engineer says "No, I don't think its that. I think its the fuel. We need to drain the tank, make sure there are no impurities in the gas, fill the tank back up and maybe it'll run."

Mechanical guy says "No, I think we've had an internal failure in the engine. We need to take the engine out, take it apart, make sure everything is within tolerances, rebuild it, install it and maybe it'll run."

Computer guys says "No. Why don't we close all the windows, get out and get back in, and maybe it'll run."
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Old 07-09-2015, 07:36 AM
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Default Re: 4 engineers riding in a car

Haha!! ��
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