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Old 07-06-2015, 11:37 PM
Jaybones Jaybones is offline
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Default Plastic surgery breakthrough

So this old lady goes to her dermatologist for a peel. He says there's a new technique for non-invasive face lifts where they put a small disc under the scalp that you tighten as needed to remove wrinkles. He says it much cheaper than a traditional face lift and you can go home the same day.

She says that's wonderful, and gets a referral to the plastic surgeon who is performing these.

She gets the disc installed, and ever day she wakes up gives it a couple turns until she doesn't see any wrinkles anymore. After a while, she starts noticing these bags under her eyes, and goes back to the surgeon to complain.

The dr says "Ma'am, those aren't bags under your eyes. Those are your breasts."

She says "Oh. I guess that explains the goatee."
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Old 07-07-2015, 12:30 AM
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Default Re: Plastic surgery breakthrough

Lol, good stuff.
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