Ford Ranger Forum - Forums for Ford Ranger enthusiasts!

Go Back   Ford Ranger Forum - Forums for Ford Ranger enthusiasts! > > >
Forgot Password? Join Us!

Welcome to Ford Ranger Forum

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread

  #1  
Old 06-02-2015, 11:04 PM
Jaybones Jaybones is offline
Buy a Ford
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Posts: 195
Default Barbershop joke

Its a busy Saturday at the barbershop, and this guy walks in, asks the barber "What's the wait time?"

Barber says "About an hour and a half." Guy walks out.

Next Saturday its a little busy but not as much as last week, same guy comes in and asks the same question.

Barber says "About an hour." Guy walks out.

Next Saturday, same gay walks in, same question.

Barber says "About an hour and a half." Guy walks out.

Barber says to his friend how happens to be hanging out in the barbershop "That guy's been in here three Saturdays in a row. Always asks how long the wait is and never comes back. Will you follow him for me and see what he does?"

Friend says OK, and comes back a while later. Barber says "Well, where did he go?"

Friend says "You really don't want to know."

Barber says "Come on, tell me. Where did he go?"

Friend says "Well, he went over to your house and your wife met him at the door wearing lingerie. They kissed and went in, and I watched the light go out in your bedroom."
__________________
First On Race Day
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 06-03-2015, 08:16 AM
stateranger stateranger is online now
Mr H....A....P...P....Y👿
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 2,890
Default Re: Barbershop joke

Lol.
__________________
2014 F150 xl 3.7 6 speed auto.

Quote:
Originally Posted by pk9298 View Post
HELL TO THE NO!! Abort abort abort!! That's the first thing to go!!! Ewwwww! I'm not no vampire! I don't enjoy red tea
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Ranger joke Jaybones Laugh Factory 6 05-03-2015 06:07 PM
elephant joke Jaybones Laugh Factory 2 02-20-2015 06:40 AM
Cop joke Jaybones Laugh Factory 0 02-17-2015 11:10 PM
great joke Noisy_Ranger Laugh Factory 20 12-10-2012 08:56 PM
Got a joke I found!!! 03 SB FX4 Laugh Factory 6 11-09-2012 04:02 PM