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Old 05-31-2015, 12:43 AM
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Default Old couple in bed

So this old couple is laying in bed. He's reading a book, and reaches over and starts fondling his wife's crotch. After a while he turns a page, but the wife is thrilled that he's making advances toward her (its been a long time since they've made love). So she gets up and goes to the bathroom, brushes her hair, dabs on some perfume between her breasts and down below, and puts her sexiest nighty on.

Comes back into the room, and the husband says "What's all that get up?"

She says "Well you touched me like we were going to make love after all these years. I've missed it so much, and I wanted to make myself pretty for you!"

Husband says "Sorry dear, I just needed to turn a page."
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Old 05-31-2015, 02:22 AM
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Please stop making up jokes that aren't funny. Are you 14 ? Most of them are things a boy would dream up. Also, old women have dry pusses, so it makes no sense.
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Old 06-01-2015, 11:08 AM
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Not making them up. Heard them before and am passing them along. Mostly bar humor and I'm 43.

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Old 06-01-2015, 12:55 PM
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I wouldn't hang out in a bar or anywhere else with anyone who actually thinks that is funny.
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