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Old 04-20-2015, 11:35 PM
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Default Farmer discovers genetic engineering

So this farmer discovers how to genetically engineer crops. So he engineers apples, and starts selling "Apples, any flavor you want"

Guy driving by sees the sign and stops. Asks the farmer what its all about. Farmer says "Well, I discovered how to grow apples that taste like any food you want."

Guy says "Any food huh?"

Farmer says "Yep. Anything that can be eaten, I've got an apple that tastes like it."

Guy says "OK, I want an apple that tastes like a peach." Farmer reaches into a basket and hands him an apple. Guy bites it, and sure enough tastes like a peach.

Farmer sitting there with this big grin on his face. "See what I told you, city boy? Anything that can be eaten I got apples that taste like that."

Guy says "Anything that can be eaten huh? I want an apple that tastes like peanut butter and jelly."

Farmer reaches into another basket and hands him an apple. Guy bites into it and says "OK, I've got you. This tastes like peanut butter, but where's the jelly?"

Farmer says "Turn it over, bite the other side." Guy does and sure enough there's the jelly.

Farmer's still grinning thinking he's got the city boy now. "See what I done told 'ya? Anything that can beaten I got apples that taste like it."

Guy says "OK. I want an apple that tastes like pussy."

Farmer goes "OK, hang on." Walks back into his barn and is back there a few minutes. Comes out and hands him an apple. Guy bites it and says "Hah! Now I know you're a fraud! This tastes like shit!"

Farmer calmly says "Turn it over, bite the other side."
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