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Old 04-19-2015, 04:59 PM
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Default Another garden of Eden joke

So after God creates Eve, he doesn't see Adam for three days. Finally he sees Adam sitting by the fire. God sits down next to him and asks "Well my son, how do you like Eve?"

Adam says "Oh she's great! I can't get enough of her!"

God says "Well, that's great! Tell me, what have you been doing for the last three days? I haven't seen you out in the garden for a while."

Adam says "Well, we've been in our hut having sex."

God says "Again, that's great! I told you to be fruitful and multiply. So, where is Eve now?"

Adam says "She's washing up down at the creek."

God says "Oh no, now I'll never get the smell out of those fish."
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Old 04-19-2015, 05:16 PM
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Will you just stop already?
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Old 04-19-2015, 05:23 PM
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Let him go!!! They bring a smile to my face.

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Old 04-20-2015, 11:23 PM
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OK, What did the leper say to the hooker?

Keep the tip


Did you hear about the leper hockey game?

There was a faceoff in the corner
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