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Old 04-18-2015, 11:48 PM
KCHahn KCHahn is offline
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Default Cause of arthritis??

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a
half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened
his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father,
what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping
around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned”,

Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.

How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father.

I was just reading here that the Pope does."
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Old 04-18-2015, 11:59 PM
AmericanPride! AmericanPride! is offline
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Default Re: Cause of arthritis??

Lol.

And contrary to popular belief, popping your knuckles does NOT cause it.

It's actually been proven to help sore joints.
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