So this guy finds a lamp, releases a genie gets three wishes etc.

Genie says he'll give the guy three wishes but his worst enemy gets twice what he gets.

Guy says he want fantastic wealth. Genie claps his hands and the guy has fantastic wealth. Genie says "Now remember, your worst enemy is twice as rich as you."

Guy says "OK. I want to live a long and healthy life." Genie claps his hands together and the guy feels better than he has his entire life. Genie says "Now remember, your worst enemy is healthier than you and will live twice as long."

Guy thinks for a second and says "Genie, I want you to cut off half my penis."

Please just stop.

I heard this before , but the punch line was different
for the third wish the guys asks to be scared half to death

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SOLD 1996 Mazda B3000

This is the exact same joke as the other with a different punch line. How in the hell did you think this one would be funny if the other one wasn't?

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PA 3" Body Lift - 2" Tbar crank
Thrush Welded 17651 muffler
Blue painted interior - Blue headlight mod
Blinker mod - Throttle cable mod
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Didnt think it was funny when I read it the first time ,

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2003 Ranger totally stock for now ,mods coming soon .
SOLD 1996 Mazda B3000

No one did.

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2007 XLT Supercab 4X4 V6 4.0L SOHC 5 Speed
285/75/16 Ironman A/T's on M/K Classic Baja's
PA 3" Body Lift - 2" Tbar crank
Thrush Welded 17651 muffler
Blue painted interior - Blue headlight mod
Blinker mod - Throttle cable mod
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