Another genie joke
So this guy finds an old lamp, releases a genie, we all know the set up.
This time the genie says he'll grant three wishes but they guy's worst enemy will get double what he gets. Guy thinks for a moment and says
"I want to be fabulously wealthy"
Genie claps his hands together and suddenly the guy is in a mansion surrounded by opulence. Genie says Remember, your worst enemy has double your wealth.
Guy says "I want to be incredibly good looking"
Genie claps his hands together and the guy is suddenly transformed into the most handsome man the world has ever seen. Genie says Remember, your worst enemy is doubly handsome than you are.
Guy thinks for a moment and says "Genie, beat me half to death"
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