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Old 08-10-2011, 08:16 AM
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i remember when i was younger me and my family were coming home one night, and my dad had to take a leak really bad. we were heading through the park land ( i live in the middle of the DWG national recreation area) and my dad just can't make it, so we pull off the road onto a trail, shut the lights off and he goes to take a leak.

'bout a second later, a park ranger comes flying down the trail, lights flashing, spotlights lit, damn near blows into our van and jumps out of his suburban, gun drawn, and shouts...

"SIR, ARE YOU DUMPING?!?!?"

my dad turns around and says "nope, it's just a number 1. might dump when i get home though...."

at which point the park ranger apoligised and left us alone.
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Old 08-10-2011, 08:56 AM
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Hahahaha^
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One of my worst experiences with the law happened about 3 months ago.. me and my girlfriend after being at the beach all day( it was now dark) were feeling a little frisky and decided to go park is the way back of the beach parking lot... there was no other vehicles around and before you know it the windows were fogged and the car was rocking!!! that's right around the time I noticed headlights p behind us.... before I could say stop there is a knock at the window.. so my girlfriend just having to pull down her sun dress decides to open it...i was still exposed.... :0 the cops simply stated to us in the back seat with a towel over my lap..... " the park closes at 7 pm" and handed us a ticket... I was forced to drive home with blue balls......
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Old 08-10-2011, 03:33 PM
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Hahahaha^
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One of my worst experiences with the law happened about 3 months ago.. me and my girlfriend after being at the beach all day( it was now dark) were feeling a little frisky and decided to go park is the way back of the beach parking lot... there was no other vehicles around and before you know it the windows were fogged and the car was rocking!!! that's right around the time I noticed headlights p behind us.... before I could say stop there is a knock at the window.. so my girlfriend just having to pull down her sun dress decides to open it...i was still exposed.... :0 the cops simply stated to us in the back seat with a towel over my lap..... " the park closes at 7 pm" and handed us a ticket... I was forced to drive home with blue balls......
lmao
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Old 08-10-2011, 08:22 PM
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Hahahaha^
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One of my worst experiences with the law happened about 3 months ago.. me and my girlfriend after being at the beach all day( it was now dark) were feeling a little frisky and decided to go park is the way back of the beach parking lot... there was no other vehicles around and before you know it the windows were fogged and the car was rocking!!! that's right around the time I noticed headlights p behind us.... before I could say stop there is a knock at the window.. so my girlfriend just having to pull down her sun dress decides to open it...i was still exposed.... :0 the cops simply stated to us in the back seat with a towel over my lap..... " the park closes at 7 pm" and handed us a ticket... I was forced to drive home with blue balls......
BOOO!!!! That is the most evil cop ever!
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Old 08-11-2011, 07:44 AM
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Well he could have given us worse.... I think.... Lol how would that ticket read "driver was fornicating with passenger, moaning and screaming could be heard."...... Disturbing the piece?
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Old 08-11-2011, 04:30 PM
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Well he could have given us worse.... I think.... Lol how would that ticket read "driver was fornicating with passenger, moaning and screaming could be heard."...... Disturbing the piece?
Public acts of lewdness, public nudity, exposing yourself to minors. Many different tickets. Multiple if the cops in a bad mood.
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Old 08-11-2011, 06:17 PM
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Still dumb, you were just having some fun! No warning at all? Dumb!
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Old 08-11-2011, 06:55 PM
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Not real funny, but about the best story I've got. Back in the late 90's I had just bought my '79 F250 4x4, black with a tinted back window and door windows. Shortly thereafter, some co-workers talked me into driving it to work even though I hadn't recieved the plates for it yet. Of course, while driving through town a cop got sight of me and pulled me over. After taking my registration he asked me if the front windshield was tinted. I was polite and just said no it isn't. Then he says.....Oh, I was going to ticket you for that because from behind the truck it looks like it is tinted. I did my best not to laugh in his face, though I know I was smirking.
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Old 08-12-2011, 01:38 PM
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Hahahahaha!!
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Old 08-12-2011, 01:45 PM
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ive had ALOT of funny comments in my time,so highlights for me....
driving a suzuki jeep with 147db stereo,pulled over "are you deaf son?"my reply "eh?"
in my airbrushed truck lost count of the times i got pulled over just so they could look at it lol
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Old 08-12-2011, 02:41 PM
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Here you go. "You passed three dead hookers and a crack house to get me for this shit"!
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Old 08-12-2011, 02:48 PM
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When i was 18 i got pulled over in my 88 F-150 for a "boombox" violation as the officer said. I didn't even have a system in that truck so idk what he was trying to do, but when he asked me for my license i took my seat-belt off so i could get to my wallet when he returned to give my license back he looked at me and said "sir is there a reason why your not wearing your seat-belt tonight?" I with the most disgusted look on my face said " sir you just watched me take it off when you asked for my license" he grinned and said "oh yeah". He was totally trying to play games with me but he didnt win.
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Old 08-14-2011, 09:30 AM
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Back when I had my Cobalt.

Cop - Sir, you know your exhaust is too loud right?
Me - I got it at the dealership under GM Performance Parts, and they said it was completely legal, and to just tell you guys I got it from my dealer.
Cop - That means nothing, drugs are illegal, and guess where you get them, from your dealer.
Me - Are you serious?! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Cop - Whatever, just change it.
hahahaha thats awsome
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